Picked the first 2 teeny tiny zucchini today! (And I picked them teeny tiny because I can see that I'm going to be drowning in zucchini in about 2 days. Why did my partner plant 12 zucchini plants?!)
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Later in the season, if you let two days pass without removing the fruit from the vines, you will be able to harvest the biggest fruit, hollow them out, attach wheels, and let the kids use them as "soapbox derby" cars.
Oh, sorry! I forgot you don't have hills.
@sundogplanets My wife once planted *6* loofah plants.
Eventually, the neighbors would see us coming with a bushel of loofahs and pretend they weren't at home.
OMG! 12!
my mom planted 4 when i was in high school for a family of four.
she wound up taking them to the bank where she worked and giving them away to customers. :)
@RuthSachter Nope, different kinds
@sundogplanets Do goats and chickens like zucchini?
@sundogplanets wait, did you just independently have your partner plant 12 zucchini plants just like Sarah Hörst's husband did? there's some kind of 12 zucchini plant conspiracy going around https://bsky.app/profile/planetdr.bsky.social/post/3mqsgwkovd22l
@geckzilla Hahaha well glad to be part of the way-too-many-zucchini club with Sarah
@sundogplanets I almost thought you were the same people for a second, because you're both posting about these 12 zucchini plants at the same time. 😂
@geckzilla Don't all astronomers plant 12 zucchini plants? Where are YOUR 12 zucchini plants?!
@sundogplanets
Do you live near a food bank?
@USelaine Yeah, we often end up donating a lot of our veggies to the local food bank (honestly I'm more ok with that than selling veggies for unrealistically low prices at a farmer's market)
@sundogplanets
Our local food bank is dialed in to the logistics of need here, and can also get food to other direct service providers who cook and feed people. 🙏🏼
@sundogplanets my brother often warned me not to leave my car windows down because people will leave zucchini in the car. 😉
@sundogplanets only someone who is unfamiliar with zucchini would plant 12 plants….
@sundogplanets you can give zucchini away! I'd take them for cooking but I don't think we're in the same town.
I used to take buckets of feijoas from my mother's trees into my workplace. Co workers were delighted.
@sundogplanets 12!!!!!! That’s asking for some hurt, haha. Your poor neighbors, family, friends, acquaintances, and random passers-by. 👀
@sundogplanets
omg you're the second person I've seen to say they have TWELVE plants! Just one is enough for a large family!
@sundogplanets Your partner is a sadist? But zucchini fritters are great. And grated zucchini freezes well and makes splendid zucchini fritters in the fall.
I didn't plant any squash at all this spring because I fell and broke my hip two days before I planned to plant. So I'm a tiny bit envious. Would I have put in 12 plants? No.
