@cstross Cool new fear unlocked.
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@cstross **winces trans-Atlantically**
@cstross just checking you know that's a satire site?
@patrickhadfield No, I didn't. Thanks.
(As a footnote, I fell for it because that sort of behaviour is ABSOLUTELY in character for a fucking herring gull. They're a plague.)
@cstross that's a humour site isn't it?
@cstross Seagulls are aggressive birds and nasty!
@cstross My grandfather ranched cattle and always enjoyed Rocky Mountain oysters after the male calves were neutered.
At least it didn't steal his chips as well ... 🙃
@cstross "… it is probably a one-off event" is some seriously inconsiderate phrasing.
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(Character la Mouette rieuse, by Franquin)
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This is gonna stare an animal attack trend, like the Orca vs. Sailboat thing, isn't it?
@cstross My legs so very very crossed now.
