I know you all view me as the foremost scientific mind on Mastodon dot com. So I've done some calculations and it's plain to me that in only 3097 years Dracula will be as real as Jesus Christ. Which will certainly make Christmas a bit more interesting.
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@TheBreadmonkey
Dracula is already precisely as real as Jesus Christ.
I'd have gone for Frankenstein's monster who, as with his predecessor, rose from the dead.
Bringing new meaning to the colors red and green
@TheBreadmonkey If I am around I'm going to use D-Mas just to piss off the people that hate X-mas. Also, the holiday will go from ...born, his blood for you to your blood for him. Interesting plot twist.