I basically tick all of the boxes here!
Aristocrat, 79, offers $65,000 for wife who can manage two castles, can handle a shotgun and is a 'good breeder'
https://www.themirror.com/news/weird-news/aristocrat-searching-wife-good-breeder-1525428
Discussion
@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy AND he’s just a baronet.
@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy uh, I cost more than that. I mean I’ve got a lineage to, Lord Gittly
@TheBreadmonkey Such a charmer! Can you believe he is single?
@TheBreadmonkey Get a pre-nup, and train the dogs to catch and eat him.
Nothing of value lost there.
@TheBreadmonkey why on earth is he paying in $ for a job in Somerset? That’s only £50k for a helicopter pilot, land manager, money launderee and gamekeeper all rolled into one. What a cheapskate.
@TheBreadmonkey Bruh don’t sell yourself short! You can totally get $1,250,000
@TheBreadmonkey Proficiency with a shotgun seems like the most sensible requirement in the list. I wonder if his ex-wife slipped that one in there somehow.
@TheBreadmonkey 65k is a very low offer. You can make more than that with 9-5 just managing 2 castles I would expect.
