@catsalad note to self: reply to this when you're back at your big keyboard

@catsalad a lion

@catsalad A hot bath/shower with regular lights off and just a string of fairy lights in the window, clean comfy clothes, a nice pot of tea, a heated super-plush throw blanket, and a (digital or hard copy) stack of well-written books in your favorite genre. If digital, an e-ink screen to read them on. Add non-human companions as desired.*

---
*Cats, dogs, affectionate boa, roomba, furby with the speaker disabled, Mothman, M-113 of Regulus VIII, Superman, whatever.

@catsalad Cat cuddles... 😸

@catsalad
I recommend everyone unclench their jaws, stretch, and let out the primal noise they've been suppressing. Maybe hydrate. #SelfCare

@catsalad

Cheese. Wine. Dance.

@catsalad couch naps

@catsalad LSD, weed and grappa.
Together.
Oh, and a cat curled on your lap afterwards.

@catsalad Walk it off…to the chocolate store.

@catsalad you could try pizza

@catsalad A recommendation machine.

@catsalad
-Hugging your loved ones (provided they consent)
- Being grateful for what you have
Sharing what you can to those less fortunate
- Ripping a fart when you have IBS is gambling your dignity, underwear, and community standing
- Using a password manager

@catsalad I just had a coconut daquiri w/o alcohol, and it tasted like a melted coconut paleta. So rich.

So daiquiris.

@catsalad naps.

@catsalad Cheese.

@catsalad naps

@catsalad Yes

@catsalad sleep

@catsalad I don’t recommend it

@catsalad

Overthrowing capitalism.

@catsalad

@catsalad
Gruesome short stories.

They are like eating spicey peanuts

@catsalad visit to local cat cafe?

@catsalad Broccoli