The current Pope in 1982. He's even from Chicago: obviously a Blues Brother.
As someone elsenet remarked, "He looks like he spent the 80s hunting undead gangsters and complaining about the wind."
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@cstross Yowza?
Fine, I’ll say 10 Hail Mary
@cstross Are we sure that's him? This page shows him in 1982 when, as a newly ordained priest, he met Pope John Paul II.
The photo near the end of the article (where future Pope Leo is on the right, Pope JP II is on the left, unknown person is in the background between them) shows him from a similar angle as the photo you posted. I mean, I want the 'Blues Brothers'ish photo to be him, but I don't think the resemblance is strong.
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@cstross Looks who someone who watched too much New Wave and is trying to rock the Alain Delon Samourai look.
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Obviously on a mission from God.
@cstross My first thought was "who IS the current pope?"
@cstross looks like he plays one of the trombones in a band called The Skaraments
@cstross
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a trillion dollars of art treasures in the Vatican, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
"We're on a mission from God."
@cstross
My vote is he was one of The Bishop's henchmen (as shown in a Monty Python documentary).
@cstross Looks like he hates Illinois Nazis.
@cstross Great hat there.
@cstross Is that you grandad?
@cstross He's from Chicago *and* he's on a mission from God.
The Blues Penguin
@cstross …dog collar? doesn’t anyone read these descriptions before posting anymore?
@whangdoodler Clerical collars are colloquially called dog collars here in the UK.
@cstross @whangdoodler In the US too, but maybe a generational thing.
@cstross @whangdoodler And AU, even (especially?) by the clergy who used to wear them 35 years ago.
Source: I’m a PK.
(Preacher’s Kid)
He trained with Father Guido Sarducci, as I recall.
@cstross by Chicago code he was required to complain about wind but specifically about it in the winter
@derrydavis Yes, but did he have a wisecracking haunted skull in his basement and a VW Bug that was the only car he could drive without it flaking out?
@cstross
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Didn't he tour with the Blues Brothers‽
@cstross
Sure, Pope Leo is infallible now, but back then those shades were too large for his face.
The lid, on the other hand, is snappy AF!
Final fashion score: 8/10
#PopeLeo #Fashion #BluesBrothers
@cstross And he hates Illinois nazis
@cstross I'd be a lot cooler with him if he hadn't presided over a complete and total ban on all gender-affirming care across every Catholic hospital in North America.
Insisting we can only ever take tiny incremental steps back from the cliff is how we ended up here in the first place.
@cstross Eh, I won't say that often of the opposite sex, but isn't he kinda really cute?
@cstross not just any Blues Brother, but specifically Elwood Blues. he must play a mean harmonica.
and he hates Illinois Nazis
@cstross "We're on a mission from God."
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