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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp last month

BREAKING: Florida to implement tolls for bike lanes. Sunpass will soon be required on all non-automotive vehicle.

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okie in fenoki
@danielbowmaniel@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

@catsalad

You know just a little too much about the sunshine state to convince me that you aren't holed up in a cul-de-sac between the villages and ocala.

#florida #desantis

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Jonathan Lamothe
@me@social.jlamothe.net replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad How the hell are they going to enforce this? It's not like there are license plates on bicycles that can be used to identify the owner.

Nothing good will come of this.

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Jeff Grigg
@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad

The "Raccoon River Valley Trail" outside of Des Moines, Iowa is, in reality, a "toll road" for bicycles.

https://www.traillink.com/trail/raccoon-river-valley-trail/

"Trail use requires a $2 daily fee for individuals age 18 and older."

Been there. Done that.

It's a nice long trail.

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Steve Luzynski
@steveluzynski@techhub.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad Honestly if the tolls went to funding bike infrastructure, I wouldn't hate it.

Of course there are more than enough reasons to hate living in Florida to ensure that I'll never have to have that debate with myself.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

BREAKING: DeSantis bans Wake-on-LAN in schools saying woke networking protocols are corrupting kids

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kwayk42
@kwayk42@sechtor.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad I can't even tell if this is satire anymore

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.⁠— Governor Ron DeSantis announces appointment of Florida man accused of underground armadillo brothel to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Florida to verify exact height listed on driver's license at select voter polls to combat "rampant tallest fraud" 📏

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Bluezcrab496
@Bluezcrab496@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@catsalad

What??? I in Fla and not heard of this stunt.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Bluezcrab496 It's DeSantis war against people taller than him. Factual checked!*

*I made it up

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TeflonTrout :bc: he/him
@TeflonTrout@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@catsalad @Bluezcrab496

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Gif of the rulers of the Irken Empire from Invader Zim, chosen by virtue of being the tallest, staring at the camera aghast. So aghast, that both are frozen, and one drops the soda it was drinking. The straw stays in his mouth and drink pours out of the straw onto his lap
Gif of the rulers of the Irken Empire from Invader Zim, chosen by virtue of being the tallest, staring at the camera aghast. So aghast, that both are frozen, and one drops the soda it was drinking. The straw stays in his mouth and drink pours out of the straw onto his lap
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The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@catsalad

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JohnB
@johnb@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad I’m beginning to think you sometimes just make things up.

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Logan Fick
@logan@social.logal.dev replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@johnb @catsalad But this is the internet! People don't just make up shit here. It's different because it's the internet.

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Softwarewolf
@faoluin@chitter.xyz replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad

The LGBTQ pride flag bending through an ethernet jack. It says "Woke on LAN". Artwork by Mac84.
The LGBTQ pride flag bending through an ethernet jack. It says "Woke on LAN". Artwork by Mac84.
The LGBTQ pride flag bending through an ethernet jack. It says "Woke on LAN". Artwork by Mac84.
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Olivia Vespera
@OliviaVespera@spacey.space replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@faoluin @catsalad I might a bit of an explanation? I think I am missing a pun

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Per Haps ✅✔✓☑
@perhaps391@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad Next up: Banning gender-changing adapters and crossover cables.

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Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad

WTF?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@paul_ipv6 😹

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Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad

either i need more coffee right now or FL does... ;)

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@paul_ipv6 Probably both

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@paul_ipv6 😹

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Ben
@ben@social.ben.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@catsalad is that a joke? Trying to discourage cycling?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@cR0w Satire is hard when you read legitimate news like this on a daily basis...

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