Sorry, was off doing laundry. Checking in late to Vampires on Bikini Beach (1988). Just saw Temu Buffy and Great Value Spike consulting with no name™ Giles about a "book of the dead" #Monsterdon
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Priest is a goner, calling it
Are you ki—this is competing with The Room for pro filmmaking level
"This is a job for WEIRD HAROLD."
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It's filmed like they didn't have anyone else to film so one actor had to hold the camera while the other was talking.
Oh no, I have to go put the laundry in the dryer and miss more of this cinematic masterpiece.
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Re-entered to "I told you to be careful with those chants!" and a guy in a bad Hallowe'en costume
- nice matte 2) nice neon cross 3) the narration smacks of "the movie didn't make sense so we had to add this later"
just think how embarrassed anyone involved in this film would be to know we were all watching it all these years later
i was born in the 80's and yet somehow, this still feels like the first time I've seen a Bauhaus font in lower case??
P.S. best worst lines from tonight's #Monsterdon get elegantly rendered in my best copperplate calligraphy, go
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