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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp last month

Bang in some beans? Bang? In some beans?

Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption

Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
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wauz ワウズ
@wauz@mastodon.de replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey
Recommending gang bangs?

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@wauz

Gang beans

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wauz ワウズ
@wauz@mastodon.de replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey
https://www.youtube.com/@Gangofbeans

YouTube

Gang of beans

Owned by Midas,scratch,monkey gaming Memes are for the beans Very consistent 👍 Go subscribe to monkey gaming, scratch, and midas
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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
@ravenbait@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Methinks they need a biology lesson.

One should only consume legumes from that end if attempting to survive a shipwreck and unable to achieve adequate hygiene to absorb nutrients via the usual method.

It works for turtle water, anyway.

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Ari "Two Kittens" Jackson
@arisummerland@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey 💀⚰️🤣

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BashStKid
@BashStKid@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Surely “don’t be meanz with the beanz” is sitting right there …

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@BashStKid @TheBreadmonkey You can’t use a z in the vicinity of bean without Heinz’s approval.

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@Nickiquote @BashStKid

Apropos of Heinz...

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112087240339656475

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Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️
@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey i ate Coma Chili last night .
Totally Vegan.
And slept 8 hours.

Soon!

The Wind will break and shatter

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@MedeaVanamonde

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112971069290469031

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kwayk42
@kwayk42@sechtor.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey did they mean to say "Ben in some beans"?

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@kwayk42

Always am

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monotonehell 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (Andrew)
@monotonehell@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey @MarkAsser@beige.partyvone must bung beans in, not bang.

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Urban Camera
@uc@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey

Ah, the English language.

"Bung" would have been so much better.

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Of course it’s Jamie Oliver.

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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@Nickiquote

Your browser does not support the video tag.
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Jamie Oliver breakdancing in a nice kitchen.
Jamie Oliver breakdancing in a nice kitchen.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Oh no.

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey This is the type of thing they used to do on The Word.

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Aegir
@aegir@toot.wales replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey “I'll do anything to get on TV!” God I miss The Word.

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it's kat! 🇵🇸✊
@kathimmel@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey seems like a waste of good food.

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spiegelmama
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Splosh is more common a practice than you'd think.

I won't yuck people's yums, but I once had to use a theater after a splosh show, and the main curtain was STICKY.

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Mim
@crinolinerobot@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey In my day people only sat in bathtubs full of beans for CHARITY , not for FILTH.

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*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn
@Gorfram@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey
TBF, that could really increase legume sales

*if not, necessarily, consumption

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Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧
@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey I would have thought eating them would be more effective. That's probably what they've been doing wrong.

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Darren
@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
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blueorangeblue
@blueorangeblue@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey wang in some beans, Shirley?

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internetsdairy
@internetsdairy@mastodon.art replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey even though bang in some beans has alliteration, I think "slam in the lamb" is still the more powerful instruction

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Anna
@mothninja@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey rule 34

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Anarchic Teapot ⚧️
@anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.fr replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey Look, what they do in the privacy of their own bedrooms is no concern of ours.

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Sten
@stenhaastrup@eupolicy.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey I'm more worried about the consumption part. Do they want us to eat them afterwards?

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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey

As long as you bought the beans first.

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey The poor in #Trumperikkka were just advised to eat more beans mainly because Trump doesn't care if they starve. It's an X-Files level conspiracy.

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Jules
@afewbugs@social.coop replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey I mean everything's someone's kink 🤷‍♀️

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David Griffith
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@TheBreadmonkey At least let them cool down first.

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