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Nom nom nom

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Brought to you by I Can't Believe It's NOT Fried Chicken brand rocks.

@catsalad extra EXTRA crispy

@catsalad would accidently break all my teeth on it.

@catsalad It probably says something about me that for a sec I thought if I looked closely enough I would actually discover it was a golden doodle puppy

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@catsalad @trendytoots I am pretty sure that's an ostrich

@catsalad This is proof cavemen fried their pterodactyl wings too, back in the day. Science is divided about what sauce they where using though.

@catsalad ngl I wanna bite it

@catsalad "I got a rock."

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Me (shouting): YOLO!

<bits into forbidden chicken>

@catsalad This inspired a DDG search for "Rocks that look like food" and I found this blog post: https://sharonahill.com/yummy-rocks-part-1/

@catsalad I'm hungry now

@catsalad geode?

@catsalad Geologists shall lick it anyway