@catsalad I would invest into cars which destroy themselfs if the owner honks too often.

@catsalad alien artifacts, duh

@catsalad I, for one, welcome our cyborg cat overlords 🐱🤖

@catsalad Big tech investors are currently pivoting from GenAI to ‘physical AI’ (i.e. robots and stuff). I don’t know if they’ll manage to turn it into a new bubble, I expect the GenAI bubble bursting to taint anything with ‘AI’ in it for decades.

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Quantum advertising, delivering adverts direct to a persons brain before they even know they want something.
It works by incorporating data centres, nanotech, chem trails and 5G.

It's going to be bigger than hoola hoops.

@catsalad When the peasants have no more money, it stops.

@catsalad NTFS with a 3D layer sounds interesting for a new filesystem.

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The return of Tay..

@catsalad transparent floors, and the shoe sole advertising wars that follow.

@catsalad Ziggy

@catsalad Maybe extinction of the human race?

@catsalad quantum will invite The Others

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3D windows file system?

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Would Nuka-Cola Quantum serve as "quantum something"?

@catsalad I think at some point they'll just go "you're now all slaves making gold tech for billionaires and better shock collars for yourselves"

@catsalad Enraging astronomers, Elon's satellites will unfurl gigantic ads, visible from Earth, reminding us all to Eat at Ed's.

@catsalad they're gonna DNA cross a woolly mammoth with a cat, but accidentally end up with elephant sized cats.

@catsalad Something non-tangible. Like pet rocks.

@catsalad "AI was complete dog shit because of a lack of computing power. That's why it collapsed and the whole economy was taken down with it. But now we present Quantum AI. Everything will be so much better this time. Please invest!"

@catsalad dandelion salad