As an epileptic person with a big booty and a hungry sexual appetite, I’m very interested in the return policy for The Clapper that I purchased from TV.
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@Alice all these replies pretending they’ve never booty clapped their lights at 30hz
I think jokes are immediately unfunny the moment they need to be explained, but I think it's even funnier to over-explain this specific joke, so here we go.
The Clapper is a device that was sold on TV in the 1980s that essentially made your lights/lamps/electronics clap activated so you could turn them on and off by clapping.
Some people with epilepsy are very sensitive to rapid changes in light, which can trigger seizures.
My big ole booty clapping is making my Clapper-assisted lights rapidly turn on and off, triggering seizures.
@Alice
Clap on!
Clap off!
Clap on clap off
You've got clap!
@Alice I get it. It’s good.
@Alice I don't get the joke but I applaud the combination of words and ideas
@Alice I have many questions that beg to be asked, but it’s likely that none of them are appropriate, even for the asking of you.