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I figured I'd be nice and compile all of my dying wishes into one post so that you don't have any excuses for forgetting any of my demands.

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When | die, | want to have a Viking funeral in my neighbor's pool just so | can make them regret not letting me use it BEFORE | died. — Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: When | die, | want to have a Viking funeral in my neighbor's pool just so | can make them regret not letting me use it BEFORE | died.

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| don't have a lot of requests for my funeral, but one must-have is for my casket to be modded so the guests can ride it like a mechanical bull. — Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: | don't have a lot of requests for my funeral, but one must-have is for my casket to be modded so the guests can ride it like a mechanical bull.

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My dying wish is to have my funeral procession done via PedalPub. — Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: My dying wish is to have my funeral procession done via PedalPub.

Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says:

When | die, | want my funeral procession to include a gigantic Rube Goldberg machine where the ending consists of my coffin sliding down a skateboard ramp and then ejecting my body into the top of a waterslide where it will ride down to the bottom and slide onto an inflatable party island-style raft that will then be engulfed in flames to complete my Viking Funeral. — Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: When | die, | want my funeral procession to include a gigantic Rube Goldberg machine where the ending consists of my coffin sliding down a skateboard ramp and then ejecting my body into the top of a waterslide where it will ride down to the bottom and slide onto an inflatable party island-style raft that will then be engulfed in flames to complete my Viking Funeral.

Mike McGraw

@Radaghaz@mastodon.online · 6 months ago

@Alice You haven’t thought about this much, have you? 😄☘️

soup

@hotsoup@infosec.exchange · 6 months ago

@Alice a PedalPub Rude Goldberg machine that ends going down a waterslide into your neighbours pool, that subsequently lights on fire AND has the option to be ridden like a bull. A flaming bull. In your neighbours pool.

Edit: Ah I saw your response after. The mechanical bull comes first.

Trantion

@trantion@masto.ai · 6 months ago

@Alice Given the two Viking funeral wishes, does your neighbour already have a cool waterslide or are you going to have to arrange to have one built?

Mustardon

@bitsnpieces@mastodon.social · 6 months ago

@Alice
I wish to be cremated so my body and soul will be in sync.

Paul_IPv6

@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange · 6 months ago

@Alice

when i die, i want to be cremated and my ashes mixed with glue and made into guitars and mandolins.

hopefully, enough instruments will be made to have a killer jam session. please bring your favorite whisky for the toast.

Sashin

@sashin@veganism.social · 6 months ago

@Alice well money and permission from your neighbour is our tentative excuse

Pastor of Muppets

@middleclasstool@phire.place · 6 months ago

@Alice first one feels strangely horny

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot · 6 months ago

@middleclasstool Make of it what you will, my friend!

Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange · 6 months ago

@Alice brb updating my will

petes_bread_eqn_xls

@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al · 6 months ago

@Alice have I got the lawyer for you

https://beige.party/@HG/115336534825441299

Stephen Darlington

@sdarlington@mas.to · 6 months ago

@Alice I’m not saying that I want you to die before me, but I would like to see many of those options.

Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice@beige.party · 6 months ago

Me: [Has the nerve to say "I don't have a lot of requests for my funeral, but..."

Also Me: [proceeds to come up with hundreds of ridiculous demands]

SouthFresh

@SouthFresh@mastodon.social · 6 months ago

@Alice If I somehow end up with some serious F*You money, I'm going to have my casket blasted out of the solar system to land on a rocky exoplanet just to confuse the hell out of future extraterrestrial archeologists.