Except, some people *do* love their ISPs. Across American more than 400 community-owned fiber networks, serving more than 700 communities, bring joy and satisfaction to their customers:
https://communitynets.org/content/community-network-map
Many of these are in blood-red states, the kind of places where it's impossible to find a readable copy of *Atlas Shrugged* because every page of every copy is stuck together. Nevertheless, these publicly owned networks are *wildly* popular with their subscribers.
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