Today's task: rewrite the @iocaine stats bot in Rust, and restore it.
Adapting the old dashboard snapshotter to the new one was trivial, so here's a sample!
I like the memory usage graph. It looks like those heart monitors in films.
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DailyMetrics {
resources: ResourceMetrics {
uptime: "18h 16m 20s",
cpu_time: "3h 30m 34s",
memory_used: "94.03MiB",
},
dashboard_url: "",
overview: OverviewMetrics {
total_requests: "17.46M",
garbage_generated: "34.58GiB",
breakdown: Breakdown {
garbage_percent: "86.93%",
reject_percent: "13.04%",
challenge_percent: "0.009%",
human_percent: "0.17%",
fedi_percent: "96.89%",
},
},
}
So close! Just have to format these into a toot template, and we're almost done.
#iocaine has been up for 19h 7m 36s, and spent 3h 57m 17s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 19.43M requests, 88.20% of which were garbage, 11.77% passed through unscathed, and 0.009% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 95.20MiB of memory on average, and 39.17GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Disguised bots - 11.67M
- Claude - 1.51M
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 933.63K
- OpenAI - 737.35K
- Other - 429.48K
- Facebook - 351.21K
- Amazon - 279.15K
- Commercial scrapers - 269.35K
- Bots hitting generated URLs - 15.24K
- Google - 4.38K
In these trying times, 0.16% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 96.85% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
Fuck me, that's a lot of requests served, and it hasn't been 24 hours yet!
I think I'm going to split "Other" out from the top consumers, and restrict it to the top 5 only, with a mention of "various other baddies" separately.
Didn't manage to split it out before the "scheduled" toot, but tomorrow's one will include this bit of text:
Various other agents slurped through 351.68K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
Also, wtf. I'm currently serving 700 requests/sec. I wonder if I need to refresh my alibaba/huawei ASN mappings.
I also need to apply rate limits, because poor Quickbeam is not happy about the amount of logs it has to process.
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Oh, and I need to collect the top N garbage consumers, but that should be easy too.
I'm also making the tool usable for previewing the output, so that I can do huncut-leskelodo preview --no-dashboard, and see the text that would get tooted, without tooting it.
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