@TheBreadmonkey From the image I presume you started with five lettuce leaves and three plum tomatoes, and then a miracle happened?

@TheBreadmonkey unrelated, my daughter wore her new white wooly jumper to the curry house last night. She did not get any curry on it and she had a lovely time.

@TheBreadmonkey Your fucking alt text! Ben. BEN I love it. I want to save it and use it as an example for people because it made me lol and it was informative and funny.

Thank you!

@TheBreadmonkey

#AltTextIsWhereTheCoolKidsHangOut