@TheBreadmonkey Always found it weird how obsessed the internet is with how old you are and making you feel old. I think Facebook started it.

@TheBreadmonkey That reminds me of that urban legend that the geeky kid with glasses from the US TV show The Wonder Years grew up to become Marilyn Manson.

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i asked my dad to take me to the neverending story.

i think he was embarrassed when i started crying.

what great films he was in.

i checked to see what he was doing hoping it was like what @john described.

https://social.gozzys.com/@john/115878967878535094

he is a photographer.

https://web.archive.org/web/20080107200900/http://www.silversteinphotography.com/galleries.php?gid=319

@TheBreadmonkey Good on him. Not everyone can get out from under the weight of something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo5_VTkGGjM

@TheBreadmonkey I like to think he took the movie money, invested it wisely, and lives modestly off the proceeds in a small cabin on a ranch where he farms raccoons for their milk and engages in semi-professional beard growing competitions as a passtime.

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I don't know, he looks fine to me. Nice to see he's not on some kind of Tom Cruise trajectory . . .

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Hell I used to look like this

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