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Louise Auerhahn 🏳️‍🌈
Louise Auerhahn 🏳️‍🌈
@lauerhahn@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek The sad thing is...for work purposes, I love Microsoft Office Suite. Excel outperforms Sheets for any serious analytical work, and desktop Outlook is far far superior to Gmail. (Teams shall not be mentioned here.) But now they are destroying all that with Microslop.

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Perpetuum Mobile
Perpetuum Mobile
@perpetuum_mobile@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek ok we can stop calling it "slop". We will call it what it really is: vomit.

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Microslop: here, have some AI
Users: we don't want it
Microslop: we're adding an AI to your office suite
Users: no, stop
Microslop: …and now to your OS
Users: stop
Microslop: you can't really disable it
Users: …
Users: it's slop. we're calling it slop.
Microslop: …
Microslop: no, stop
Merriam-Webster: slop is now word of the year
Microslop: stop
Users: no.
Microslop: how rude and hurtful.

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schtschur 🍉 2 by 2 and back again
schtschur 🍉 2 by 2 and back again
@rad@todon.eu replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek this and supporting the Ethnostate of Zion.

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Loki Scarlet
Loki Scarlet
@reallokiscarlet@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek If you're in one of the countries that hate the US and like banning things, talk to your representative (whatever you choose to call them) about banning Windows entirely.

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Leigh Garland
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek and of course, now Microslopped have renamed the office suite to Microsoft 365 Copilot app. No, I'm not even kidding.

https://www.office.com/

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Louise Auerhahn 🏳️‍🌈
Louise Auerhahn 🏳️‍🌈
@lauerhahn@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek The sad thing is...for work purposes, I love Microsoft Office Suite. Excel outperforms Sheets for any serious analytical work, and desktop Outlook is far far superior to Gmail. (Teams shall not be mentioned here.) But now they are destroying all that with Microslop.

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@lauerhahn because the hype is the product and investors are the real "customers"

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vrtxd
vrtxd
@vrtxd@piipitin.fi replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@lauerhahn @rysiek I take it you're yearning for better alternatives to corporate office suites. Have you tried #LibreOffice already?

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@vrtxd your guess is probably incorrect, based on the fact that a). no indication of such yearning was given in the post you are replying to; b). the person clearly stated they love the software they are using currently.

Please consider:
https://anotherangrywoman.com/2023/01/18/how-to-give-advice-on-the-internet-without-being-an-utter-menace/

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~n
~n
@nblr@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek
Microslop CEO: "I must ask you to stop saying 'slop'!"
Users: "Ask again tomorrow."

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Vincent 🌻🇪🇺
Vincent 🌻🇪🇺
@photovince@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek “The Slop Song” — Monty Python

https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE

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noiseician 🏴🖤🍉
noiseician 🏴🖤🍉
@noiseician@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek
brand has a sad

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@noiseician

"Silence, brand" meme.

A large spider-like creature zaps a smaller similar creature with lasers from its eyes. There is a tiny nuclear explosion on the smaller creature.

Text: silence, brand.
"Silence, brand" meme. A large spider-like creature zaps a smaller similar creature with lasers from its eyes. There is a tiny nuclear explosion on the smaller creature. Text: silence, brand.
"Silence, brand" meme. A large spider-like creature zaps a smaller similar creature with lasers from its eyes. There is a tiny nuclear explosion on the smaller creature. Text: silence, brand.
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Cap E Bara
Cap E Bara
@cap_ybarra@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek imagine a world where anyone gives two shits about the feelins of the Microslop Corporation

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@cap_ybarra *Microslop Craporation

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Cap E Bara
Cap E Bara
@cap_ybarra@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek Macroslop Abomination

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nemo™ 🇺🇦
nemo™ 🇺🇦
@nemo@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek Hahahah 😁 🤣🤣🤣 👏👏👏 the last words of microslop… don't call us slop 😁 hahah

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Spoofy
Spoofy
@spoofy@mastodon.com.pl replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@rysiek impossibru. It's a $hit$lop company.

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