«Please, pretty please, don't call it slop. Do you have any idea how much money we sunk on this thing? Can you imagine what kind of about-face I'll have to make if this thing tanks for good? Our investors are going to cry so hard when they figure out that we lit their money in fire. So please be kind to this faceless megacorp and don't call it slop.»
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-satya-nadella-ai-slop
@gabrielesvelto Did...did he just tell us to lie back and enjoy it?
Anyone who's (still) on one of the other platforms Microsoft cannot ignore to monitor should initiate the trending of #AIslop or äAIisslop .
@gabrielesvelto "Also she is my guru and my wellness coach and my therapist, so basically you're being misogynist to AI."
@gabrielesvelto Now it's gonna be more fun to call it slop 😁
@gabrielesvelto might have to buy a couple of those: https://newsforkids.net/articles/2025/07/17/scientists-create-worlds-tiniest-violin/
@boiga at this rate there might be enough demand of minuscule violins that we could make it a business
@gabrielesvelto "“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella wrote..." Okay, so 'Slophistication' then. Got it.
@gabrielesvelto the bubble is going to burst... 🫧
@gabrielesvelto Slop it is. They even messed with the colors in word. The vibrant pink, gone. Loud in your face yellow, gone. Neon green, gone. Replaced with “muted tones”, yuck. The real world is bright, colorful and beautiful not slop.
@SpiritLady AI is the weaponization of average, a tool to make everything look the same, sound the same, read the same
@gabrielesvelto AI is the homogenization of meaning and context.
@gabrielesvelto
If #AI produces #slop, then it’s #AIslop, Satya. You know! That doesn’t change in 2026. If AI predominantly produces AI slop, then it’s a #SlopMachine.
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Microsoft CEO lucky that people aren't calling Ai output a four letter word that starts with "S" but isn't slop.
@gabrielesvelto I have two words in reply, Ai is Slop and windows is definitely slop
Hmmm... I've always called it 'junk'.
@gabrielesvelto Windows 11, also slop
@gabrielesvelto All that money and Copilot cannot make an Outlook calendar item (like a meeting) from an Outlook email containing all the details for a calendar item.
@gabrielesvelto Best thing you can do with #AI is to re-dub the classic spam sketch to say slop instead.
@ftranschel I'd rather pay a professional voice actor for that
@gabrielesvelto Oh but the irony!
@gabrielesvelto Sorry, #SatyaNadella , #GenAI produces #slop. And #AI stands for ‘ #ArtificialIdiot.’ Or more colloquially, a ‘ #clanker.’
@gabrielesvelto I found slop quite appropriate after the increase of AI. It makes me 😭: Ha bloody ha to their investors 🤔 😂 😂 😂
@gabrielesvelto You can't fool me. That's the Thunderbirds villain, The Hood, with fake glasses as a disguise. Call International Rescue!
Slop, slop, slop, slop,
Slop, slop, slop,
Chunderful slop,
Inglorious slop!
(With apologies to Monty Python's Spam sketch.)
@gabrielesvelto And as an answer people has been calling the company Microslop.
XDDDD Streisand effect to the max.
