Meanwhile, I'm trying to explain to food delivery guy that neither of his orders were our orders and he's convincing us to take one because he has to leave.
So, I go back inside with someone else's dinner and one of our jet-black cats is acting incredibly weird, slightly hissy, a second jet black cat is hiding under the clothes rack (where they often like to hang out). Both of our cats have distinctive meows, so we're confused when after a few minutes we hear an unfamiliar squeaky noise. (2/3)