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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Bang in some beans? Bang? In some beans?

Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption

Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption Image of some beans and toasted bread in a bowl with a sprig of parsley next to a glass full of oil?
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wauz ワウズ
wauz ワウズ
@wauz@mastodon.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Recommending gang bangs?

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@wauz

Gang beans

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wauz ワウズ
wauz ワウズ
@wauz@mastodon.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey
https://www.youtube.com/@Gangofbeans

YouTube

Gang of beans

Owned by Midas,scratch,monkey gaming Memes are for the beans Very consistent 👍 Go subscribe to monkey gaming, scratch, and midas
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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
@ravenbait@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Methinks they need a biology lesson.

One should only consume legumes from that end if attempting to survive a shipwreck and unable to achieve adequate hygiene to absorb nutrients via the usual method.

It works for turtle water, anyway.

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Ari "Two Naps" Jackson
Ari "Two Naps" Jackson
@arisummerland@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey 💀⚰️🤣

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BashStKid
BashStKid
@BashStKid@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Surely “don’t be meanz with the beanz” is sitting right there …

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@BashStKid @TheBreadmonkey You can’t use a z in the vicinity of bean without Heinz’s approval.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote @BashStKid

Apropos of Heinz...

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112087240339656475

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Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️
@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey i ate Coma Chili last night .
Totally Vegan.
And slept 8 hours.

Soon!

The Wind will break and shatter

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@MedeaVanamonde

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112971069290469031

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kwayk42
kwayk42
@kwayk42@sechtor.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey did they mean to say "Ben in some beans"?

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@kwayk42

Always am

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monotonehell 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (Andrew)
monotonehell 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (Andrew)
@monotonehell@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @MarkAsser@beige.partyvone must bung beans in, not bang.

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Urban Camera
Urban Camera
@uc@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Ah, the English language.

"Bung" would have been so much better.

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Of course it’s Jamie Oliver.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Oh no.

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey This is the type of thing they used to do on The Word.

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Aegir
Aegir
@aegir@toot.wales replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey “I'll do anything to get on TV!” God I miss The Word.

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it's kat! 🇵🇸✊
it's kat! 🇵🇸✊
@kathimmel@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey seems like a waste of good food.

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spiegelmama
spiegelmama
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Splosh is more common a practice than you'd think.

I won't yuck people's yums, but I once had to use a theater after a splosh show, and the main curtain was STICKY.

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Mim
Mim
@crinolinerobot@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey In my day people only sat in bathtubs full of beans for CHARITY , not for FILTH.

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*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn
*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn
@Gorfram@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey
TBF, that could really increase legume sales

*if not, necessarily, consumption

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Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧
Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧
@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey I would have thought eating them would be more effective. That's probably what they've been doing wrong.

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Darren
Darren
@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law in the Simpsons, from back when the Simpsons was funny. He's holding a business card that says "Lionel Hutz - Bang in some beans!", which he then alters to read "Lionel Hutz - Bang! in some beans!"
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blueorangeblue
blueorangeblue
@blueorangeblue@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey wang in some beans, Shirley?

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internetsdairy
internetsdairy
@internetsdairy@mastodon.art replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey even though bang in some beans has alliteration, I think "slam in the lamb" is still the more powerful instruction

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Anna
Anna
@mothninja@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey rule 34

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Anarchic Teapot ⚧️
Anarchic Teapot ⚧️
@anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.fr replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey Look, what they do in the privacy of their own bedrooms is no concern of ours.

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Sten
Sten
@stenhaastrup@eupolicy.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey I'm more worried about the consumption part. Do they want us to eat them afterwards?

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Ann Annas
Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

As long as you bought the beans first.

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey The poor in #Trumperikkka were just advised to eat more beans mainly because Trump doesn't care if they starve. It's an X-Files level conspiracy.

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Jules she/her
Jules she/her
@afewbugs@social.coop replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey I mean everything's someone's kink 🤷‍♀️

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David Griffith
David Griffith
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey At least let them cool down first.

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