Mastodon text post from @TheZeldaZone, in quotes:
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
That’s all that’s relevant, but the full text of all of it will be below here to have complete context:
Zelda: [posted] 28 Feb • @TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
[Full post date] 16:18 • Feb 28, 2025
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