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Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 5 sec. ago

Happy Skynet day, everybody!

Arnie Terminator intensely saying Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29.

He's got a very muscular and smooth face. Austrian. Sitting in a car. Closeup. In the background dusty climes.

I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
I'll be out the door before you wake 'em, it's nothin' new to you
'Cause I think we've seen that movie, too

'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine, aw

Now, holidays come and then they go, it's nothin' new today
Collect another memory
When I come home, late at night, don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars I'm home again

'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine

You could be mine, you could be mine
You could be mine, you could be mine
You could be mine, mine, mine, mine
You've gone sketching too many times
Ooh, why don't you give it a rest?
Why must you find another reason to cry?

Well, you're breakin' down my back and I've been rackin' out my brain
It don't matter how we make it, 'cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage, but your flaps are wearing thin
And I could sleep on it until mornin', but this nightmare never ends
Don't forget to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands
An' you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand
'Cause this couch-trip's gettin' older, tell me how long has it been?
'Cause five years is forever, and you haven't grown up yet

Oh, you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could, you should be

You could be mine
Oh, you could be mine
You could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
You could be mine

Aw, you could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
You could be mine, yeah — Arnie Terminator intensely saying Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29. He's got a very muscular and smooth face. Austrian. Sitting in a car. Closeup. In the background dusty climes. I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed I'll be out the door before you wake 'em, it's nothin' new to you 'Cause I think we've seen that movie, too 'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine, aw Now, holidays come and then they go, it's nothin' new today Collect another memory When I come home, late at night, don't ask me where I've been Just count your stars I'm home again 'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine You could be mine, you could be mine You could be mine, you could be mine You could be mine, mine, mine, mine You've gone sketching too many times Ooh, why don't you give it a rest? Why must you find another reason to cry? Well, you're breakin' down my back and I've been rackin' out my brain It don't matter how we make it, 'cause it always ends the same You can push it for more mileage, but your flaps are wearing thin And I could sleep on it until mornin', but this nightmare never ends Don't forget to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands An' you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand 'Cause this couch-trip's gettin' older, tell me how long has it been? 'Cause five years is forever, and you haven't grown up yet Oh, you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could, you should be You could be mine Oh, you could be mine You could be mine Aw, you could be mine You could be mine Aw, you could be mine Aw, you could be mine Aw, you could be mine You could be mine, yeah

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ArneBab

@ArneBab@rollenspiel.social 22 min. ago

”Quitting #AI greatly improved my mental health & enjoyment of work”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er6nrS46z4c

That’s a “three weeks after I stopped using AI” report from a #software developer who loves #programming.

#coding

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Ralph Ruthe

@ralphruthe@troet.cafe 37 min. ago

Guten Morgen!

In der Hölle. Ein Mann sitzt auf einem Aufsitzrasenmäher, vor ihm steht ein genervt guckender Satan. Mann (irritiert): "Nanu, eben hab ich doch noch Rasen gemäht. Am Samstag morgen. Um halb Sieben."

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Baroque Mongoose

@mongoose@mongoose.me.uk 28 min. ago

Sometimes the Internet is literally a life-saver.

Yesterday a small Discord server, of which I am a member, rescued one of its other members from an abusive family. We calmed them down and talked them through what to do when they were too frightened to think straight. The following morning, the member of our group who was physically closest came and picked them up, with all their stuff, and took them to a safe place that had been arranged... via Internet.

Phew.

Brandi Buchman

@brandibuchman.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 5 min. ago

Paying bills at the end of the month and looking at my money go the shortest distance possible. Thanks, MAGA!

CartyBoston

@CartyBoston@mastodon.roundpond.net 1 min. ago

@brandibuchman.bsky.social Are spending money on things that are not strictly necessary? Food you enjoy? Art? Other people?

Are you trying to feel safe and even happy? There's your problem.

David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange 2 min. ago

For anyone confused by random mentions of brioche being better than everything in replies to my posts, it’s a reference to three years ago when I tried llama.cpp with OpenLLaMa:

User: What's the french for 'I would like twelve bread rolls please?'
Bob: Bonjour, the french for 'I would like twelve bread rolls please' is 'Je voudrais douze brioches s'il vous plaît.'
User: Are you sure brioche is right there?
Bob: Yes, I'm positive it is.
User: What is a brioche?
Bob: A brioche is a French bread roll with a sweet, doughy, and often fluffy texture. Brioche is similar to a brioche or brioche, but the brioche is sweeter.
User: What's the french for 'I would like twelve savoury bread rolls please?'
Bob: Je voudrais douze brioches s'il vous plaît, ou bien, du pain.
User: You seem to really like brioche
Bob: I do. I love brioche. It's delicious.
User: What is better than brioche?
Bob: Nothing is better than brioche.

Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 3 hr. ago

There's always got to be something, isn't there. We can't just have beans on toast and a choc ice. Now it's all got to be baked bean flavoured choc ice on toast made out of marzipan and lettuce or whatever.

Why sweetcorn treats are the latest 'swavoury' UK food trend

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gdvvp07dzo

BBC News

Why sweetcorn treats are the latest 'swavoury' UK food trend

From lattes to pastries, UK foodies are embracing the humble sweetcorn as more than a pizza topping.

David Cohen

@davidbcohen@twit.social 2 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Social media ‘influencers’ can get bent.

Jonathan Schofield

@urlyman@mastodon.social 2 min. ago

After weeks and weeks and weeks of almost no rain…

a super super soggy day for Victorious Festival

sebsauvage

@sebsauvage@framapiaf.org 3 days ago

Parmi les dons, je soutiens (entre autres!) en tant que particulier DeltaChat et RClone. Via Liberapay, je donne 1€ par semaine à chacun des deux projets.
Quand je lis ça, je me dis que c'est vraiment pitoyable, comme don. J'ai presque honte.
Et puis en calculant, ben ça fait plus de 100€ par an. Rien que pour ces deux projets.
Et j'ai 3 enfants à charge.
Donc il faut que j'arrête de culpabiliser.

Err.503 Democratie Unavailable

@Nicoledit@framapiaf.org 2 min. ago

@sebsauvage
Rohhhh... Culpabiliser pour 1€ par mois alors que la extrême grande majorité des gens de donnent rien, ou pire, ne veulent pas donner... ?
Non, il faut pas

d@nny disc@

@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run 4 min. ago

[cfg.options.set]
Set configuration options
[cfg.options.intro]
Which configuration options are set is determined statically during the compilation of the crate.
[cfg.options.target]
Some options are compiler-set based on data about the compilation.
[cfg.options.other]
Other options are arbitrarily-set based on input passed to the compiler outside of the code.
[cfg.options.crate]
It is not possible to set a configuration option from within the source code of the crate being compiled.

d@nny disc@

@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run 2 min. ago

you are not capable of observing or understanding the changes being made to your system by the rust compiler and cargo

so:
https://users.rust-lang.org/t/idea-for-a-crate-tool-cargo-task/15300

The Rust Programming Language Forum

Idea for a crate/tool: cargo-task

Hi! I find myself in a need of a simple cli tool when working on my Rust projects. However, I am on a pretty deep level of yak-shaving now, so I am afraid that I'll get a stackoverflow if try write to write this tool myself 🙂 So, I'll just through in the idea here, and hope that somebody picks it up and runs with it =) When developing Rust code, I often have to run repetetive tasks. The example of such tasks are generate some files to src/ (build.rs is not applicable here, b/c ...

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Christine Lemmer-Webber

@cwebber@social.coop 19 hr. ago

Autistici/Inventati's domains have now been revoked. I updated the link in the above post with a wayback machine copy.

Every now and then someone tells me, "We have a decentralized naming system, it's called DNS!" and I say, no we don't, DNS is extremely centralized? And if that wasn't clear to you before, hopefully it's clear to you today.

Jules she/her boosted

HEAC 🏴

@meer_salt@mastodon.green 17 min. ago

Good morning Fediversistas! We walk out beneath grey skies, a shining day, the clouds ubiquitous, the sky a solid silver overhead; the air warm and alive with humming insects and birdsong; we are grateful for a break in the rain, and for the new day, and we walk on

A white willow tree beside a brook in a green tree lined valley beneath a grey sky, a brown bull and a black cow are grazing on the grassy slope to the left of a tree

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Sini Tuulia

@sinituulia@eldritch.cafe 3 wk. ago

Three boys on my desk! Three! Granted they're often all on it at once, but rarely do they deign to sit close enough to frame them together AND have their faces turned towards me at the same time!

Also: Look how impossibly round Kerv's face is... Karvinen my beloved! 🧡

#Cats #TripleCat

Three cats on a desk, two sitting and one standing behind them, all with their faces turned towards viewer. On the right a black and white tuxedo cat, next to him a ginger tabby, and behind them a brown and white tabby. Only the black cat has just shifted and has his face a bit blurry, the other two are crisp and clear and bright eyed. The ginger tabby somehow has had his cheek and neck hair fluffed up and his head is framed by a halo of orange fur with light hitting it from behind. On the computer screen behind them is Tom Clark from Mystery Quest talking about a ghost doing some damage to a player.

Esther Payne :bisexual_flag: boosted

ben

@benjamineskola@hachyderm.io 2 hr. ago

I keep seeing people calling this the middle-ground/neutral/status-quo option but it doesn’t feel like it to me.

And this page ranks it as the most pro-LLM, if I’m reading it correctly https://diziet.dreamwidth.org/20998.html

#Debian

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d@nny disc@

@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run 4 min. ago

https://doc.rust-lang.org/reference/conditional-compilation.html#set-configuration-options

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d@nny disc@

@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run 4 min. ago

[cfg.options.set]
Set configuration options
[cfg.options.intro]
Which configuration options are set is determined statically during the compilation of the crate.
[cfg.options.target]
Some options are compiler-set based on data about the compilation.
[cfg.options.other]
Other options are arbitrarily-set based on input passed to the compiler outside of the code.
[cfg.options.crate]
It is not possible to set a configuration option from within the source code of the crate being compiled.

Radek

@RMRMRMRM@mastodon.social 11 hr. ago

@xChaos Myslíš, že by to chtělo?

pmjv s klapkami na očích

@pmjv@snac.lab8.cz 4 min. ago

za mě dobrý

CC: @xChaos@f.cz @RMRMRMRM@mastodon.social

@BjornW@mastodon.social

@BjornW@mastodon.social 4 min. ago

Lieve logistieke mensen / beste bezorgbedrijven,

Ik wil graag iets met jullie delen.

Ik hoef geen tig mailtjes met updates over waar mijn bestelling zich nu bevindt. Ik wil graag 1 mailtje met op welke dag en binnen welke tijdsperiode ik mijn bestelling kan verwachten. Mocht mij dit niet uitkomen graag de optie om de datum zelf te kiezen. That's it. Meer is niet nodig.

Oh en meestal hoeft het ook echt niet binnen 24u bezorgd te worden.

Maakt het ook relaxer voor jullie.

Idee?

d@nny disc@

@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run 5 min. ago

https://doc.rust-lang.org/cargo/reference/source-replacement.html#local-registry-sources

A “local registry source” is intended to be a subset of another registry source, but available on the local filesystem (aka vendoring). Local registries are downloaded ahead of time, typically sync’d with a Cargo.lock, and are made up of a set of *.crate files and an index like the normal registry is.

this is obviously a backdoor. but why? for what purpose?