@zwol I have a 5 point plan for solving the parking problem, and only one of the points involves the church.
I have slides and binders.
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@mitchellh shadowing and unused variables, to name a couple issues. Plus the implicit `this`. You have to check so many things to be sure that the cut and paste does what you think it does
@TheBreadmonkey Gotta love the food industry for seeing people losing weight from a jab and going
Q: How can we make money from that?
A: Sell them ultra processed food that concentrates the sugar, salt and fat and slows their weight loss. After all, thinner people are bad for business!
Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey The FediBen Clicker is the ultimate stage of Cordyceps infection.
Completely blind but capable of running very fast, (though scientists have theorised it is oddly reluctant to run before it starts moving).
It senses using clicks for echolocation, aimlessly searching the apocalyptic landscape for a million pounds.
If it grabs you it will shitpost you to death.
Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey Well known painting Blobby eating his son
Seth of the Fediverse 🕎
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CSA Issues Alert on Critical SmarterMail Bug Allowing Remote Code Execution https://thehackernews.com/2025/12/csa-issues-alert-on-critical.html
If you’re confused about the difference between “age verification,” “age estimation,” “age assurance,” and “age gate” — you’re not alone. Let’s help you make sense of it all. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/10/age-verification-estimation-assurance-oh-my-guide-terminology
@eff how far is age verification from general Internet access? At this rate that's comming, too.
I have no idea how I'm going to stay up until Midnight. The teen wants to tho. So... weee!
Erwin Ernst eest9 Steinhammer
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There is this question that I found hard to answer: Why do I have such an aversion against AI content. I could answer it from a political, environmental or technical perspective. But I can't find the right words to verbalize it from an emotional and artistic perspective. I think I found a good answer now.
Thread 🧵 👇
I will keep reboosting this until it gets the love it so rightly deserves
Em :official_verified:
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The fireworks have begun.
alcinnz
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The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere
"…my final thought of technologies that will stand the test of time. They're almost always open standards and/or #opensource. Any tech that relies on a single company is brittle. Yes, even DOC/DOCX and PDF."
Non mais vraiment le lave-vaisselle de namour qui choisit aujourd'hui pour tomber en panne alors qu'on a 9 personnes à table, c'est parfait 
@sebsauvage hé ben comme ça y’a des bras pour faire la vaisselle… :D
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@Heinzel Hä, ich dachte das mit der Verjährung sei nochmal abgewendet worden? Oder ist das schon wieder so lange her, dass es jetzt eben schon wieder aktuell ist? Und dass die ermittlelnden Institutionen mehr/bessere Ausstattung und Befugnisse bekommen hätten, ist natürlich auchnicht passiert. Aber ich dachte wenigstens die Verjährung ...
https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tsswxr3qmwseho7qw62qcadu/post/3madju3zfa22x
Oder gilt das nur für CumCum und nicht für CumEx?
happy new year Taiwan.
Il marchio K C della Società Ceramica Italiana di Laveno
https://www.societaceramicaitaliana.it/t/il-marchio-k-c-della-societa-ceramica-italiana-di-laveno/19
*shrugs*
I'd wish you a happy New Year folks but we all know it's going to be a horrifying hellscape you will barely survive featuring the worst people in our society winning at virtually every turn until they implode in a way that repairs absolutely none of the human wreckage they leave behind and leaves the rest of us cleaning up the carnage while these unhinged nazis careen into their next completely predictable disaster born of hubris, animosity and greed.
So, "yeah, whatever. Cheers."
My annual PSA:
The best way to celebrate New Years Eve is to go to bed. Don't stay up until midnight, it's always a disappointment.
Celebrate the sunrise tomorrow. Or the sunset. Or noon. Or whatever. Make peas and cornbread and collards. Or whatever suits you.
Fuck NYE midnight, the dumbest fucking holiday celebration ever.
@MichaelTBacon couldn't agree more. My drunk uncle always called New Year's Eve amateur night. 🤣