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Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-fungus-infection-symptoms-b2892497.html
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@TheBreadmonkey The FediBen Clicker is the ultimate stage of Cordyceps infection.
Completely blind but capable of running very fast, (though scientists have theorised it is oddly reluctant to run before it starts moving).
It senses using clicks for echolocation, aimlessly searching the apocalyptic landscape for a million pounds.
If it grabs you it will shitpost you to death.
@TheBreadmonkey uhh isn't candida the type found in lady parts? I don't want that in my lady parts, thanks.
@TheBreadmonkey Ooh, look at the pretty… oh.
@TheBreadmonkey It's Earth's immune system, and, it's working.
@TheBreadmonkey I read ‘The Scent of New Mown Hay’ in the 70s and again recently. The cutting edge journalism portrayed in the book was radio (written pre mass tv). And the plot was a fungi actively taking over humans worldwide.
@TheBreadmonkey "slimy biofilm layers" how lovely
@TheBreadmonkey Inevitable. Chanterelle fever.