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FileMaker dev, musician, actor, punster, writer, Jeeper, weather nerd, anti-authoritarian

"Italo Disco Antics Out of Context." Aesthetic injury. Cursed cratedigging.

"Turtlebear of the Apocalypse" is something I thought I heard Jack Van Impe say late one night nearly twenty years ago, when I was living in a small town with only one broadcast television channel. Probably its time is nigh.

Avi: Raymond Pettibon drawing of J. Edgar Hoover listening on headphones

Header: a cement wall on a retail block in a N American city. Someone spraypainted "Look Elsewhere" on the wall

online ghoul

tabletop role play obsessive, science lover, infosec gadabout, copyright dilettante, foia cheerleader, journalist superfan, cryptid compatriot, natural world observer.

2024: i use some pronouns and articles now, grashdok the neo-grammarian forgive me. still avoid capitalization, too showy

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ADMIN OF https://WEATHERISHAPPENING.NETWORK

maker of many things, mostly lists. armchair #cloud documentarian.

🎭 i love any and all live #theatre and try to see every show on #Broadway

🇯🇵 #日本語 を勉強してる

☁️ Cloud Appreciation Society member #45994

Guy who bakes, snarks, writes, and codes.

Currently at Google (my second search engine employer!), previously at Bloomberg.

One time Perl 6 pumpking, lo these many years ago, as well as core perl contributor and part-time VMS perl port maintainer. I have written the occasional article, mostly on perl. (but once upon a time long ago on the Amiga. Those were the days...)

Cute little pie avatar commissioned from https://socel.net/@heyheymomo

Currently not in France. Dammit.

A simple reminder: if you don't want to hit the pothole, just don't hit the pothole. Stop the violence.

Jersey City, NJ resident. Trying to leave things in better shape than how I found them. (BTW, "mastodon" means "nipply teeth." Look it up.)

#JerseyCity #Catskill #movies #scifi #narratives #transportation #policy #education #OldStuff #cooking #food #archery #dogs #shitposting

But the greatest of these is #shitposting

Header image from MS. MARVEL (2014). That's me.

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