I know how to cheat at Tattslotto, I've got a great idea for a song...

Also the first Emperor of #NuRomanticPop

old fat bastard .yobbo art lover .
football tragic for the little team that could.

and does

IT dude in #Perth #WesternAustralia reporting in.

I like:
#tech
#outside
#camping
#beer
#happiness

I'm not anti-police and mute instances such as aus.social that declare themselves to be - don't bother following me from those.

I am here for a positive community, not stats.
If your toots are broadly negative or just dissing people then I mute you.
Same with cross-posters :fediverse:

Work: APAC editor of The Register - enterprise tech, #virtualization, #cloud, tech news from APAC for a global audience. After hours: family, #auspol, #SciFi, footy, #cricket, #cycling. Once scored 100% rating at obscurifymusic.com. Posts aren’t employer's views. Or mine sometimes. @ssharwood on the bird network … for now. Gadigal and Wangal lands.

Co-admin of The Blower. Admin of Cathode.Church.
She/her. Trans autistic tinkerer.
Gadigal land.

Not sure what I’ll post here yet.

Hi, I'm Mike! I've been in the IT industry and I'm probably too old for this shit. There's a good chance that I have fixed a bug older than you.

I'm an admin here at The Blower, and I've been involved in hosting online community spaces since my BBS days in the 90s, but I often go outside too.

I sometime perform comedy on stages, if I've got a show coming up I promise will not shut up about it.

I live with a cat named Meech and a lot of very old computers. You'll see lots of pictures of both.

Repurposed Canberran. Former Telemark skier. Rory's housemate and lavatory assistant

For more than three decades, Max Gross has vented his spleen on local and global political shitfuckery for https://www.xenoxnews.com/, Australia’s only fair dinkum news flog. His rants are archived at https://maxgrossarchive.com/. When not lying semi-comatose somewhere in the shallows of Australia's Far South Coast in New South Wales, Max may be found in various dull local watering holes, contemplating karma in a large Guinness.

Cylon. /🐧. 📸🌲. 🥁. 🔋🛴+ 🛹. 🐱. 🎮👾. 🏳️‍🌈.🇦🇺

samsho's strongest soldier. formerly @fingerle55 on the bird site. I like fighting games, shooters, and military simulators. FOSS rookie. currently trying to get back into game dev and makerspace stuff.

#Australian : Married, Nomad, Sarcast, #Pyrrhonist (#RadicalSkeptic), #SocialDemocrat #ANTIFA #AntiFascist : Info/Comms Tech & Management, #Firefighter, #Educator : He/Him : Born @ 316 ppm CO₂ : #INTPA

Living below the poverty line, so don't ask.

I try to inflict opinions on others.
I like irony, bathos, parody, litotes and satire, so beware.
 I can also be pompous, when needed.

But deep down, I'm a really nice person who loves everyone in the world.

I regularly purge old posts.

Recovering Conservative

Ubuntu Desktop developer at Canonical.

If I don’t come back I’m dead or in gaol

Less manipulating minds
More reticulating splines
loc: Albury/Bungambrawatha

Biodegradable, eventually. Views my personal own. Toot != endorsement.

Follow me for big toots (2.68m) in Bb or for *really big toots* (3.6m) in F#.

"I'm old enough to remember when the Internet wasn't a group of five websites, each consisting of screenshots of text from the other four." - Tom Eastman

Ran Linux 1.01 on a 486 DX/66.

Sometimes I write ( uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ) for no apparent reason. Don't ask.

323.0 ppm

Frogs are cool. Crafting is cool. Video games? Pretty cool! Snail mail is cool. Me? Uncool.
Melbourneish, Australia. She/her