Introductory Science:
Hello! The name is Hazel, commonly known as Cave Johnson, We own the place, and we conduct Science!


Revolutionary Science, Multiple entities combined:
・Iroha (彩葉)
・Unkown (entity who protect us)
・Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science, Inc. & Aperture Laboratories) ​:aperture:​


Scientifical Research:
・Computers: For anlyzing Scientifical results.
・Arcade Machines: A fun way of researching.
・Photography: With the 35mm APO M on a M11M we analyze atomic movement.
・Music Production: An attempt to entertain test subjects...
・Socializing: The more volunteer test subjects the marrier!
・Speedcubing: This is in reality Science but we tell our test subjects they can fiddle with these between chambers to kill time.
・Reading: Here in the US, we analyze all test results in doodles to make sure non authorized personel cannot partake in our Scientifical results.
・Hats: Well as the CEO and Founder of this place, we must make sure we look appropriate.


Our beloved wife ​:GayKiss3:​
@rosemoon 💚💜



(We would conduct Science on you, because we want you!)
[Scientifically proven to be Gay]

now in a less flowery, but considerably more gay instance

( left in pfp: moon. right in pfp: rose. )
( banner picture of us and our precious wife @cave_johnson <33 )

system of 3

moon bio - mew/mews, 3rdp pronouns only:
super cuddly mothkbity <33
likes rhythm games and web design and soft friends and trains and kereru and taking pictures miaw!!!!

rose bio - it/its, 3rdp pronouns only:
( considerably less lost ) doll.
maid-type. enjoys photography and cooking, and for some reason, computers? ( a lot more than moon. what happened here? )
probably narcoleptic.

raisei bio - any pronouns:
systems protector. comes here to shitpost sometimes :>
likes egg timers

our precious wife: @cave_johnson 🧡🧡

languages:
english: fluent
svenska: " native "
日本語: learning ( slowly! but doing its best! )

⚠︎ this user is a known misskey extremist.

note: we are very traumatized and very sensitive. be gentle with us, please!
( this does not apply to raisei. raisei does not care. )