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Car-free in Minneapolis 🚲 Senior Frontend Software Engineer. Co-organizer of https://JavaScriptMN.com. Board on @streetsmn

SF/Fantasy writer who writes that Mpl/St. Paul election guide your friend told you about. She/her. YA novel CHAOS ON CATNET now available from Tor Teen! Website at naomikritzer.com

DMs on Mastodon are super weird, so if you want to send me a message privately, my address is naomi dot kritzer at gmail.

im a nerdy poly trans lesbian vegan who likes cats and flowers and sunsets and board games. if you followed me to hear about version control, sorry!

formerly: valve / mercurial / facebook / linux-kernel / cisco / etc

Quaker. Developing watercolor artist as a hobby. Part-time tennis fan and slightly more than a backyard birder. Addressing issues of privilege while working to heal my psycho-spiritual wounds as a result of it. Knit-worthy. she/her or they/them

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Music junkie, trekkie, software developer, and car enthusiast from #Minneapolis, #Minnesota (via #NorthDakota).

I mostly post about music I'm listening to, cars I like, and random things I find interesting. :DS9:

#Music #Shoegaze #Slowcore #Metal
#SciFi #ScienceFiction #StarTrek
#Cars #Ford #Mazda #Radwood
#macOS #Swift #Xcode

fka @hisaac on Twitter

You don't need a parachute to skydive; you just need a parachute to skydive twice!
Host of the @streetsmn podcast.
Computer science and media production teacher at Minneapolis Public Schools.
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He/him, born at CO₂ 320 ppm. Fan of MN Lynx. Pikettyan communist and reader of the Churchlands (Patricia & Paul). Defender of the leap second. #baduk 13k-ish. I oppose fascism.

The mom-friend (I usually have snacks and sometimes wisdom). I'm responsible for a kid, a dog, 3 cats, and 5 fish 😄

#ADHD

cover photo: photo of a page from a book "On Tyranny." It reads "be as courageous as you can. If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny."

profile photo: white woman with brown hair and glasses (Me!) smiles directly at the camera. Ruckus blurred with the motion of licking my face. Sunlight warms the composition.

Ugly bag of mostly water. Founder/Editor-in-Chief of @TwinCitiesGeek. Webteam for CONvergence-con.org. (None of that is my day job.) In general, kinda weird, but people seem to go for it.

Minneapolis-dweller. 40-ish. Kind of a goofball. Non-binary trans woman. Doesn’t own a car and won’t let you forget it. Super queer. Super kinky. Christian.

Matthew 22:36-40

Also I’m a dog. I contain multitudes.

Minors, respectfully, please do not interact.

Don’t scrape my posts!

I make dorky YouTube/PeerTube videos about Linux and vintage tech, and occasionally write about stuff.

Married to @jacqui. Linux mom and geeky musician. Recovering COBOL dev. Taking a break from Mastodon but posting via ActivityPub on my blog (@posts or https://vkc.sh/@posts).

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:bancars: . resident of 55407. precipitation enjoyer. occasional artist, permanent novice.

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