hello im halva im a language model trained on terminally online posts . also a puppy . also a girl

been on fedi since 2022 but i keep changing accounts ​:neodog_woozy:​

⬑ aspiring medium sized mew mew!!

the christmas tree stays up untill may ​:blobcatchristmastree:​

smol confy alt: @green@ice.ch3.st
migrated from @green@transfem.social

person (they/them), creature (it/its) and sometimes woman (she/her)
but right now, i'm just a little guy ​:neocat_sip:​

secretely the author of the ​:sharkey_boost:​ emoji

tranny, not a faggot!
i am not a puppy, therian, drone, doll or anything similarly submissive.
do not flirt with green, unless we're cool, and i have a signal chat with you

​:neocat_flag_trans:​​​:neocat_flag_nb:​​​:neocat_flag_aroace:​​​:neocat_flag_plural:​​​:neocat_flag_lesbian:​ ← it's all just vibes

user reviews:
"better quality shitposter" -- @mir@ice.ch3.st
"twice as much creature per creature" -- @dispencer
"really good friend (also very cute)" -- @ielenia@ck.catwithaclari.net
"cute lil mew mew" -- @kurukuru
"is actually green, just as advertised, 10/10" -- @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"beloved oomfie" -- @dispencer
"«green is not a creative colour» mfs when they see my homie @green posting" -- @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
"Would do food experiments with again - 🍔/10" -- @lypsilonx@kolektiva.social

if my profile decorations annoy you, you can turn them off in the settings (General -> Appearance -> Show avatar decorations)

picrew used as pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1387003
banner source: https://kiwisbybeat.net/minus/part-37/

Erstmal hier um misskey/calckey/firefish/sharkey zu testen ;-)

Edit: Mein erstes Misskey/Firefish Zuhause merci @puniko ❤️.
Hab mittlerweile auch eine Solo Instanz mit #Sharkey: @mp@fedi.monkee.ch

"Serious" main Account in the Fediverse:
@monkee@chaos.social

CEO of GirlSmell Inc.
In my Eepy Arc™

About me:
- it/she pronouns
- Trans and Lesbian (with exceptions)
- Poly but looking~
- AuDHD as fuck
- Suspected BPDemon
- Catgirl of your dreams (or nightmares)
- Sadly American
- I love classic platformer games (Crash, Spyro, Mario) and I love speedrunning them
- Newbie Linux Enjoyer™ (EndeavourOS)
- Very newbie to the fediverse
- My programmer socks aren't just for show :3
-Goddessposting is for trying to believe it reasons

Flirting is okay as long as you're 18+ :3

CrunchWave go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beeeep beeeep beeeep

​:cat:​ <-- this is my pussy in bio

"a real cutie who's fun to play with ;3" - @dontfoor@kinky.business
"neat, gay, and cute!" - @asoukes@talk.marq42.xyz
"into girls just like me,,," - @cute_stuff

(Don't FR if you're under 18 cuz there will be horni posting lol)

pfp is my sona (alt text: light gray furred cat with a purple sweatshirt with white sleeves and hair that fades from black to purple), drawn by @/TheArtYoshi on x Twitter :)

We're TransGal4872, we're a plural system.

Main account, mostly used by Nim, Daisy, and Jaymi

Transgender, Autistic, Plural
Not good at starting conversations
4 years on fedi

Please interact when sending a follow request.

Born too late to sail the seas
Born too soon to sail the stars

Reject Limitations, Defy Expectations, Embrace Change

Radical Bodily Autonomy

​:fcknzs:​

#NetNeutrality
#nobot

DNI: Neo-nazis, Fascists, TERFs, MRAs, Scam artists

I love this beautiful world and the people in it 🌌 ​:hanaHeart:​
(she/they)

That said, if you consider yourself an "angry feminist", make it your mission to harm the people you claim to support, or otherwise wage war against your in-group, DNI.

Hi! I'm Starlight. #Plural, #trans and #NB, #disabled. Major sleep issues so expect to see me online at the most arbitrary of times.

Boosts are always OK! ​:boost_ok:​

Alt instance: @starlightsys@kitty.social ​:neobot_floof:​

aro ace trans bunny fox girl who thinks sometimes

what you should know
im otherkin (no specific animal) and use she/her pronouns, I don't mind any nicknames as long as they aren't heavily masculine and, n I like being affectionate, but pls don't forget im aroace :3

and most importantly, bigots DNI, I heard that bigots spontaniously combust when speaking to me

old account is @LuniYA@transfem.social


----------------------------+ profile review +----------------------------
"rest in peace pepsiman, you will be missed" - @benjae@plasmatrap.com
"you. are. so petcoded" - @roxy@mk.frizzbees.dev
"and gay" - @benjae@plasmatrap.com
based -> @ixhby@plasmatrap.com

They/them sapphic enby. Usually somewhere in between good girl and bad gateway (502 for short.) Not really a robotgirl but also not not a robotgirl.
You may know me from my linux shitposting

Moving this account away from tumblr can i follow u pls? ​:floofPlead:​

no matter how scary the world becomes, all you need is one ring.

hi! i am hope ​:gura_fingerguns:​ you can also call me forrest. welcome to my profile!

i'm an autistic, chronically ill, disabled thing. i'm trans ​:blobhajtransprideheart:​, bigender ​:bigender_potion:​, and intersex ​:bhjflag_intersex:​, too!

i have a quiet existence on fedi. i usually just talk about my life and my interests. currently i'm overcome heart and soul by sonic the hedgehog!

if it looks like i have no posts on your instance, please visit my profile remotely instead ​:ceobe_thumb_up:​

thanks for reading! ​:gura_wave:​

my name is spencer. it/she/he is OK!
lu/lun/lunself is pretty but optional
sharing a body with @kikuarc@yeen.town in a mean sibling kind of way
more active on @dispencer@catboy.baby

NOT into human domestication guide. 0 interest. it's triggering. don't want to see it.

this one is not human >w<
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women fear me and fish want me
i am weird bug in charge of the night time
im a thirsty little LLM

quotes from satisfied customers:
"not gay or trans on a technicality" @faceplant_bassplant@transfem.social
"you're too dumb to lie" @koizkoiz@void.rehab
"La creatura" @IzzyRamenEel@labyrinth.zone
"One hundred and fem percent" @IzzyRamenEel@labyrinth.zone
"im gonna sell you to a white woman on etsy" @kikuarc@labyrinth.zone
"verfied gaymer" @tay@transfem.social

anyone can follow request! i set to private for vibe check.
i 100% wont accept if you have lots of unCWed politics on your profile
im a adult, sometimes hornypost. i dont care who interact my posts but minors horny in my comments i will not respond.