JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems.
Mostly here for puns and empathy.
A wizard appears. He looks grumpy.
I was the guy behind eggdrop, paramiko, the sidekick ssh client, kestrel, and many smaller projects. I've been in 3 unsuccessful bands and I'm one of the 23 people who finished reading "Gravity's Rainbow". But I'm primarily known for making a dumb Fibonacci joke online in 2011.
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That's all folks...
