I'd have voted for a raccoon with a Magic 8-Ball over #tRunt.
#FBR #IUFBToo #LGBTQIA+
#WindCancerSurvivor
#BLM #TransLivesMatter
#WOKEMOB #HumanScum

My life in Portugal. I left the Netherlands 18 years ago; I’m happy here and have found peace.
I’m busy renovating my little house.
I love nature, especially small animals. My vegetable garden is my second hobby.
Markus is my loyal four-legged friend.
I use Linux Mint and a Proton account to break free from Big Data.
Hopefully, I’ll get a Fairphone this summer.
#Linux, #Dog, #Nature, #Olympus, #Portugal, #Nederland, #Portugal

Author of various books (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, The Country of Ice Cream Star, etc.) she/they

President at Large Media. Traveler. Foodie. Hoops Coach and fanatic. #Pistons #NBA

Advertising & Corporate Photographer
Product | Editorial | People
Based in Switzerland
Creating authentic visual stories

Regular updates from #collider feed.

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environmental seismologist - assistant instructional professor at UChicago - formerly UCalgary, Caltech, UNL - she/her - opinions only my own - puns only my worst

Landscape photographer based in Morro Bay. Sharing the beauty of the California Coast and beyond. #MorroBay #WallArt #BeachPhotography

Happily Married 
Dad of 3 daughters and 1 son
gym rat - certified personal trainer
I post bad jokes, memes, and workouts, and other content of pure nonsense 
*views are entirely my own*

#IT, #coding, #cats, #bikes and #Mac. Mastodon Patreon. #fedi22

Does a pen float away if you drop it on the moon? (A lot of people say yes.) So why didn't the astronauts float away? Because they wore heavy boots!

Unintentional dickhead. Tech lead at an e-commerce company (but this profile is personal, blah blah blah). Theme park nut, rower, comedy fan, like a bit of gardening and baking (not at the same time, nobody wants muddy cakes or floury flowers). Quite sweary. Also available on Bluesky and Instagram, sporadically posting to whichever I'm most in the mood for. Neurospicy/Gay-Ace-ish.

Diversity is joy, and strength. A union of unlike people makes us thrive. 🖤🤎🩷🩵🩶🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🦄
Profile Banner Alt - rainbow-colored DNA strands
Avatar Alt - rainbow colored rose
Philosophy:
Given the vastness of the universe, all people are neighbors. Treat your neighbors as you want to be treated.

I've been in these things called magazines. Now I'm working on sculptures and model kits and other assorted stuff.

#writer #modelkitbuilder #reviews #startrek #sciencefiction #fantasy #fedi22

Inget är rätt, inget är bra, ingenting här är som det ska
#nobridge #IngenBro #FuckTechBros

Humanist Misanthrope. Professional Cat Herder. Sleep Enthusiast. Bibliophile. Fur Father 🐕🐕🐈.

An asocial and acerbate freak.

Author, communications strategist, dog walker, leaf blower, rinse agent, sandwich artist. #MastodonJuan

web: http://andisheh.com
https://post.news/andisheh
linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/andishehnouraee/

If you follow me here, expect to read about politics (world, national and Atlanta), things around my neighborhood, music, and jokes. I like to take photos of signs and interesting things I see when I'm out. 
Atlanta. www.andisheh.com

Trying to make a new online social home here in the Fediverse. Husband/Father/Biologist/Liberal. Will be looking around for a while and hope to find some new and interesting peeps! Opinions are my own #WeAre #LoveIsLove

Welcome to HeartBreak County, a RedM Semi-Serious Roleplay server built from the ground up as a true passion project. Every system, location, and experience has been created with one goal in mind: giving players a place to fully immerse themselves in the living, breathing world of the Wild West and enjoy roleplay the way it was meant to be.

47, based in the uk
Single parent to 21&19 yo
All multi neurodivergent
Vegan (all of us)
3 cats live with us
Queer (see pinned post)
I forget everything
Mental health disorders
Chronic health conditions
Will always post about ADHD and being autistic.
My banner pic is a purple background with the text in dull yellow which says; welcome to the void. There is nothing here.
My profile pic is a bright yellow background with the text in black, which says Tragically, nothing