Instance directory: mastodon.coffee

🧠💭Oh! How does THAT work?

(Currently experimenting with a new account at @bryan)

Profile pic alt-text: Me (salt & pepper bearded man) wearing a grey jacket and a black stocking cap. I'm looking up at the camera. Snow covers the background behind me.

Header image alt-text: End view of a stack of rough-cut lumber. Some pieces are thicker than others. Some ends are painted red, while others are painted a dusty green.

King of Stacking Things Upside Down. #RatVerified

IT Project Manager #NHS, #skiing, #running occasional #photographer. Currently have an unhealthy obsession with #politics and a healthy obsession with #gardening.

Born at 333ppm

Autistic / 💙 building the web / Copenhagen / Former Palm Vx owner / Staff Backend Engineer at Pleo / Desultory Boulderer

#Kotlin #Bouldering #webdev
🏳️‍🌈 pronoun.is/he

☁️ Architect for Cloud-native Telco solutions, kubernetes tinkerer.

🐝Wespenconsulent bij https://wespenstichting.nl

posts in Dutch and English (and occasional German)

Coffee, whisk(e)y, craft beer and cigars.
Punk, Metal and Rock, 80s pop and new wave
Retro computers ❤️ Sci-fi 🛸

#wasps #retrocomputers #msx #cloud #kubernetes #openshift #pronuclear #environmentalist #humanism #pastafari #fsm #stoicism #scifi #telco #cigars #whisky #coffee #craftbeer #80s #punkrock #1972

This can't be real.
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From New York. Tech person by trade. Became much more involved in politics when the GOP lost it's mind.

Just a former little evil banker with a twisted sense of humor who has a secret identity as a normal person.



I am not going anywhere.

Frequent post warning during #tennis tournaments and #F1 races. Topics of Interest: #Movies #Film #TV #Books #Reading #Science #Space #NASA #WeirdStuff #DarkHumour #SciFi #Surfing #Hockey (LGR) #Music #Art #PopCulture #Volcanoes #Murderbot

“Nobody’s done a stress scenario with the machines running amok.”

White supremacy is a terrorist ideology.
I'm not interested in sloganeers distracting people with a 2028 fantasy campaign when there's work to do today
The survival of democracy is on the line, so "BothSides" = Instablock
#immigration #NCPolitics #NCPol #Charlotte #NCGA

lover of computers, rainclouds, good pens, and soy lattes :cofe4:
Lives in Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦

Star Trek fan since 1966 
HTX 🇺🇦🇺🇸
she/her
HarrisWalz2024

Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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Artist living next to Amsterdam.
I post my watercolor ink and 3D art here - and opinion retoots on lots of other subjects.. :blobfoxartist:

Passionate discussions -> 🤍
Open Source -> 💸

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Hoping some of my friends will join me here and looking for new ones. I’m an INTJ/P #blerd and was one before it was cool. #startrek #starwars & #firefly make me happy. Love to #read, try to #write and take pretty #photos, and handcrafts (#crochet #crossstitch) when I am not battling #anxiety and #depression. Oh, and I LOVE to eat, #cook, #bake, and try new #recipes. And of course post photos of my #dogs. Posts delete after 6 months.
#fedi22

I grew up in #Canada, but it just didn't work out. I've been in the #Netherlands since 2018, and sometime in 2026, we plan to apply for citizenship.

Maybe we know each other from #LiveJournal some #Vancouver or #Toronto events. I've done #Music #Journalism, #Photography and #FineArts and accidentally "fell into" #IT, and then further into Financial IT.

#HorrorFilms #77Punk #LinuxGeneralist

Trail of Bits Assurance; host, Trail of Bits podcast. Formerly NYPD Intelligence; former fintech CSO. Co-host Tech Debt Burndown podcast

PhD scientist in evolutionary ecology & ornithology, SciComm @Forbes Formerly SciComm @guardian @EvoInstitute @BirdNoteRadio @ScienceBlogs. Twitter :verified:. Always: Ravenclaw. Angry house elf.

Just this guy living life day to day, fully expecting to land somewhere between levels 2 & 7...

I have two awesome kids - if we know each other in real life, it's probably their fault.