hi :3

pronouns: they/she/it
discord: daporkchop_
matrix: @daporkchop:daporkchop.net
trans: gender
hotel: trivago

I am a time-traveling dolphin. An entity made of giant balls gave me the ability to breathe underwater, but this ability was recently stolen from me by aliens.

Sometimes I turn into a bird.

fixate on what you think you know… you’re missing what you don’t though.

FLOSS virtualization hacker, occasional brewer

She/her