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Passionate about networking protocols, the Internet, how to measure it and big data. Overall a curious mind and problem solver.

Interests & profession: #bigdata #dns #bgp #ddos #dataengineering #infosec #threatintel

Ph.D. Human Science (Saybrook University, 2016), vegetarian ecofeminist (#vegan and #libertariansocialist) scholar, #anticapitalist.

threat detection. distant past: journalist.

he/him/his

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๐Ÿœ Slurp with gusto

CISO-in-Residence, Team8. Former Founder @Cymmetria (acquired). Chair @ACoD. Threat hunter, scifi geek, dance teacher. Opinions my own.

Creator of @haveibeenpwned. Microsoft Regional Director and MVP. Pluralsight author. Online security, technology and โ€œThe Cloudโ€. Australian.

Jeeper | Cyclist | Harley Rider | Aspiring Leader | OT Security Professional | Senior Product Manager, Dragos | CEH, Security+ | Thoughts are my own

AKA Childless Cat Dad

#FOSS supporter/ #Linux fan / #atheist / #nerd / #stoner / #leftist / #DemocraticSocialist / #IT professional / #Cat owner x2 / #TuskNotMusk / #AntiBigTech / #DetroitCityFC Supporter

Network+ certified

No gods, no masters / #BLM / #ACAB / #FREEPALESTINE

Billionaires should not exist.

A better world is possible.

warning: this account sometimes posts #weed content

:mastodon: :linux: :linuxmint: :fedora: :debian: :kde: :mate: :firefox: :protonmail: :duckduckgo: :ms_weed:

Tw*tt*r user for over 11 years. Moved to mastodon once el*n took over

Migrated from fosstodon.org.
Original start date 11/5/2022

Imperfect ally, but I'm trying my best. This is an LGBTQ+ safe space.

Recent-ish transplant to the Twin Cities. Liberal Christian escaping the hellscape that is the south. Partner to a kick-ass woman who is smarter than me and has the PhD to prove it.

For money, I am a writer of all things #IaC as a #DevOps engineer. Occasional rescuer of servers. More frequent destroyer of servers.

For my sanity, I'm also a fan of:

#dadjokes
#puns
#LEGO
#cycling
#pf2e
#boardgames
#urbanism and urban planning in general

I boost all corgis (then share them with my partner), the odd assortment of tech humor and terrible puns, posts from folks seeking employment, things relevant to MN or US current events (being careful to avoid a large degree of negativity), and the rare political hot take. I hope to provide a place where everyone can feel welcome, be comfortable being themselves, and smile after leaving.

Itinerant wandering IT storyteller & DevOps ferret. #Monitoring, #Observability & automation fanboi. Author @ adatosystems.com. Host of TechnicallyReligious.com podcast. He/him. No #manels. Ask me about my grandkids.

#infosec professional with academic #network and #security background.
General interest in #science topics. #opensource enthusiast,
#gentoo and #voidlinux. Enjoys #whisky and strange #movies.
Admirer of #octopuses and #bees.

Matrix: @bloc:0xaa55.org

Just a guy, a computer, and an ongoing attempt to work less and live more.

For fun: #homeassistant, #factorio, #foosball, metal shows, grilling, and reading about spaceships fighting.

We have five cats, which are henceforth referred to as The Goblins.

๐Ÿ“ Richmond, VA, US

Security Engineer || Possibly a robot.
Cybersecurity. Code. Sarcasm. Not in that order.

I break things and void warranties. Encryption extremist. Adversarial archivist. 100% no-LLM pure-organic BS.
โš ๏ธPrivate account. All toots are licensed under the MIT license.
#NoBridge
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Hi, I'm Alice ๐ŸŒน Watson (they/them), a: ๐ŸŒˆ #Queer, ๐Ÿฆœ #Poly, ๐Ÿณ #Pansexual, ๐Ÿง  #ActuallyAutistic, โš› #Atheist, โšง๏ธ #Enby in ๐ŸŒฒ #Seattle. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿค

๐Ÿ˜ Yay:
๐ŸŒˆ #LGBTQ+
๐Ÿ” #DataPrivacy
๐Ÿ•ต #InfoSec
๐Ÿง  #Psychology
๐Ÿ”“ #Locksport
๐Ÿ“ธ #NSFW #Photography
๐Ÿง #Linux
๐Ÿ˜ธ #Cats
๐Ÿฆฏ #Accessibility
๐Ÿค˜ #Punk
โœ… #fedi22
๐Ÿ’ž @taedryn

๐Ÿคฌ Nay:
๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ #Fascism
๐Ÿ’ฐ #Capitalism
๐Ÿคก #Bigots
๐Ÿ”ซ #Guns