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UIC PhD candidate | https://Dataplane.org | Netscout. Internet infrastructure (#BGP, #DNS) and #infosec. Bit mechanic. Also: #Blues / tfr / #fedi22

Software Engineer based in Richmond Hill, Georgia, USA

An avid listener and reader, an infrequent speaker. I am mostly interested in technical infosec content, and I love to learn how things work.

IT leader at a major Australian public library. On Yuggera/Turrbal land. Always was, always will be. Views my own unless the kids get my phone. Learning infosec, teenagers and life.

Fell off a cliff. Swam with sharks. Dined with hitmen. Hung out with crime bosses. Bought and sold a ton of drugs. How the heck am I still here? #DFIR #USMC 🚓

InfoSec Manager, vCISO ish
US Coast Guard Veteran
Service Disabled Small Business Owner

Outlaw 🤠
Punk Alt Folk Garage Rock
Harley's, Trikes, and Touring
#Starfield #Fallout random sims

Very Neurodivergent with Doctors note

Living On Duwamish Land among the Salish Sea Tribes
Who’s Land do you live on https://native-land.ca/

bounty hunter, pen tester, pizza eater, music listener, planet hacker


ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Also here: @d-m.bsky.social

Infosec, Trust & Safety, but mostly screaming into the void

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Cryptologue and Netsec-ologist. Formerly a genomics research apprentice, applying the same methods to infosec engineering and operations.

Friend to all animals large and small.

I'm going to take time off from the screens and do some living in the moment. Be kind, have fun!

Everybody wants to be a warrior,
nobody wants to be a nurse.

Move slow and make things.

#DeGrowth: nothing of value is lost.

#InfoSec #ThreatIntel #BlueTeam #STIX #CTI #DFIR #OSCP #OSCE #GCFA #ISO8601 #ActuallyAutistic#SecularBuddhist#Solarpunk #Historian #Dutch #PublicServant (I am here as citizen) born@331.92ppm, #Degrowth #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis he/him
 :donor: ⠠⠵

Header image: statues of tyrannicides (and lovers) Harmodius and Aristogeiton, photo by Miguel Hermoso Cuesta https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmodius_and_Aristogeiton_(sculpture)
Avatar image: screenshot of the braille Unicode for “As” (⠠⠵) which looks like a glider from the Game of Life, an unofficial hacker logo.

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Sysadmin with a passion for sourdough, baking and infosec. Born in Palermo, living in Milan

I was a hipster before it was cool. Also run a blocklist: http://pgl.yoyo.org/as.

PODCAST! https://youtube.com/@NotSoCriticalUpdate

Leading cryptography (ISE Crypto) at Google.

Opinions my own.

Content usually badly explained mathematics

professional troublemaker

I help software developers secure their work supporting research and higher education.

Here you may find my occasional blog posts with DevOps recipes or example code in obscure programming languages.

Check out my other Mastodon for silly sketches and art generated using code.

🩺 nurse, 📸 photographer, 👩‍💻 linux nerd, 🏳️‍⚧️ trans girl, 💞 relationship anarchist, 🌱 vegan for the animals, 🌹 leftist, ✊ union steward, 🧗‍♀️ queer outdoor girlie, 🌠 star stuff, 🚴‍♀️ bikes are cool, 😽 certified girl/boy/nb-kisser, 😝 silly adventurer

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🏅🪿🏅 silly-goose award-winner

“passionate, kind, clever, motivated by her values & playful/funny”

“very direct and able to be vulnerable very easily (a good thing!) and the most ethically-minded and community-focused person ive met!”

“a cute pup n you take good pictures”

“giving golden retriever young puppy, 4-6 months. Seeks out attention frequently, is outgoing in a friendly room, lil awkward, offers info about yourself readily, soft n likes pets, wants to wrestle”

“Awesomesauce. A poggo-doggo!”

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MDNI (18+ only) with flirty/lewd/lewdish posts, will be clearly marked with CW.

This account conveys unapologetic sex positivity.

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Cybersecurity blue team person. Love to discuss urbanism, housing crisis and most "bigger-than-you" modern challenges. YIMBY. Involved with Construisons Montréal and Locomotion.app.