Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.
He/him. Solarpunk from the bad parts of the Internet.
Security professional breaking corporate AI for fun and profit, roleplayer, father, AR/VR dev amateur, HEMA practitioner, motorcyclist, European๐ช๐บ of proud antifascist heritage๐ฎ๐น, friend of cats. ๆฅๆฌ่ชใงใๅฐใ่ฉฑใใ
infosec! personal account. views are that of rustic australian countryside. nothing is an endorsement. everything is awkward.
Investigative Tech-Reporterin Republik & Dnip.ch
Eigener Blog: techjournalismus.ch
Interests: #Netzpolitik #Privacy #InfoSec #DigitaleEthik #Technology
Awards for the years: 2018, 2020, 2021, 2023 and 2024.
A mio agio nel disagio
Hooloovoo, kernel{, }hacker. Building better worlds. Opinions are messages from space. Facts approximate. Photos are square. he/they. 0.9x eng ๐ด :mbta: Ban cars.
Little goblin with catears.
Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015. Certified cognitohazard.
Proud bot parent to many failsons:
@enojifier_bot
@dreizehnzwoelf_bot
Infosec related: https://infosec.exchange/collections/116931760660109009
Testimonials:
"not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister
"silly ๐" also @LucasWerkmeister
All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).
PFP by Jen
Computer Forensics and Information Security, often with a spicy Linux flavor. Expert Witness. Trainer.
Young Vixen-Panther hybrid, who loves computer stuff and electronics.
Proud #Furry๐ฆ and #Lesbian ๐ณ๏ธโ๐.
May rant now and then.
My invidious commits are PGP-signed with this key:
A203 12E5 44F7 B9CC 5792 2D40 F428 2105 9186 176E
Previous key was:
6E2D 9DE7 A584 E411 5253 47AD 3DF5 6D7D 1CD8 02E1
What am I doing now:
- #Infosec Executive in Financial Services
- #Privacy Advocate
- Member of #EFGA, #ATL2600, #DC404, #DC770, #DC706
- Father of 8 kids including ๐ญ๐ณ, ๐ณ๏ธโ๐, ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ, โพ๏ธ
- #Speaker
- #Mentor
- #Backpacker
- NA #Miata owner
- #Goyishe
- #Gamer
- #Polyamorous and #ENM
- #BDSM, #Dom, #Rigger
- #Moderator of infosec.exchange
Pronouns: He/Him
Stuff I've done in the past:
- #GeorgiaTech Alumnus (Computer Engineering)
- Board Chairman TAG Information #Security Society
- #UU Lay Minister Emeritus
- #Ironman #Triathlete
- Former #IBMer
- #Writer, published via IBM Press and Gartner Publications
- Infosec #Startups
- #CISM, #CISSP, #ITIL, #SOA, #MSCE, #CCNA, #Security+, #Network+, #A+
- World #Traveler (27 countries and counting)
Other tags that color my life:
#LGBTAlly
#Hufflepuff
#BlackLivesMatter
#TransRights
#ADHD
#PolyAm
#tootfinder
#fedi22
Tinker, Sailor, Biker, Hi
I do industrial security research for a living, mostly looking for #vulnerabilities in all of the wrong places. I like reverse engineering how PLC logic systems function under the hood, learning how safety instrument protocols work, and figuring out what malicious threat groups are doing and can do with access to such systems. A long time ago, I invented the term 'foreverday' to describe unfixable vulnerabilities.
Occasionally I analyze #industrial #malware, too, and on very rare occasions encounter threat groups that actually write malicious logic to do the vile things that I like to learn about.
I work for a little startup in the space called Dragos. In my spare time I enjoy long distance #bicycling, #sailing, and doting on our #pets.
I used to have an account on :birdsite:, however I haven't used it in a while and you should no longer assume that it's under my control.
Trying not to be one of the 80% that can be moved in either direction.
Maintaining and reporting for LeakIX.
We are NOT affiliated with any ransomware campaign.
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Informaticien. Pouette en franรงais et en anglais. Mes opinions n'engagent que moi.
Computer guy. Toots in French and English. Opinions my own.
Here is my personal node:
https://mast.2enp.cc/@garretsidzaka
Infosec, privacy, data, information, personal security, etc. Generalistically speaking, I am interested in everything. Afterall, I am an autist...
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Small biz IT support/consulting in Chicago's NW burbs; software dev before that; BA-CS before that. Tries to make tech understandable and not overwhelming for clients. Desperately in need of a haircut. Known associate of felines. Probably ascended once in Nethack many years ago.
Community manager @grapheneos. Mod for a few open-source projects. This is a personal account and the hot takes you'll find here are exclusively my own.
Interests: Authoritarian regimes and their victims. Principles that should never be for sale.
Latin adage โSi vis pacem, para bellumโ (updated 2023)
โIf you want peace, try disempowering dictators; when others *empower* them nevertheless, prepare for warโ
โน๏ธ The account icon is an ambigram which, when flipped, means either "police" or "violence". Ever since the 2019 protests when the previously respected police helped the ๐จ๐ณโญ CCP crush Hongkong's pro-democracy civil society those things are synonymous.
- [REDACTED]โs husband
- Bear's dad
- Recovering sysadmin
- Microsoft MVP (PowerShell/Identity)
- Forever student
- Open-Source Toolmaker
- Whisk(e)y fan
- College football fan (Go Blue!)
- Stuff: https://dotdot.horse
