Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

Fuck evil Czar Putin, Trump, Orban, Erdogan, Assad, Xi, Kim, and every dictator and all dictator-fellators.

s/climate change/fossil-fueled global heating/g

- Linux, Rust,
- Electric Conversion, PV, LiFePO, Hybrid Inverter,
- Billions of pairs of county-size counter-rotating open-air solid-earth habs for solar system carrying capacity of quadrillions of souls.

There is a Friend who is closer than a brother.

So God created man in His own image; man & woman He made them.

The Special Interest Group for Data Communications. ACM's professional forum for the discussion of topics in the field of communications and computer networks, including technical design and engineering, regulation and operations, and the social implications of computer networking.

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I mostly post about birds, food, and fun.

I help Dan manage discuss.systems

Washed up, has been grad student

Research professor in the Kahlert School of Computing at the University of Utah. Co-director of the Flux Research Group: https://www.flux.utah.edu. I build research infrastructure: https://cloudlab.us, https://powderwireless.net, https://emulab.net .

I do not speak for my employer, nor do they speak for me

Certified Boffin ™

Zucchini user

Dragon Dad