https://velzie.rip

"someone should keep an eye on you. i'm not volunteering though"
"WHAT DO YOUMEAN BASH ACTIVITYPUB SERVER" - @chloe@masto.doskel.net
"Velzie is the activitypub grim reaper" - @authen@brain.worm.pink
"mrrp :3" - @notfire@is.notfire.cc
""neocat gemjak"? really? NEOCAT GEMJAK?" - @ipg@wetdry.world


#yesbot #yesindex #pleasescrapeme


alts
@velzie@cabin.velzie.rip
@velzie@f.doskel.net
@velzie@fedi.velzie.rip
@velzie@brain.worm.pink

migrated from @michaelwave1997@critter.cafe

he/its • cis male • fem catboy


​:floofPat:​ some sort of fruity beast


⚠️ not a minor, and this page has occasional CW'd NSFW postings! please keep away from things marked as NSFW if you are not an adult!

• hobbyist doodler of creatures (furry) and game developer
(sometimes)
• whyd they make a cat go to college?
• can refer to me shorthand as either mike or michael
• friend enjoyer
• time zone is CST
• did you see that bug? 'twas made of egg
• follow to be gnawed on.

beep . ​:synth_a_flat:​

i'm ruben . a big , fat , gay ​:ms_gay_man_flag:​ data-filled goo-storage zoomer synth mess . ​:synth_uwu:​

i mess with computers , i run synth.download , i'm autstic and can't focus on important things . you know , the usual . interested in everything , good at nothing .

========

refer to my about page for everything about me , proper . • refer to the ruben documentation to know more about my NAS-goo-built body . ​:sr_synthbatt:​

many of my posts are followers only , for the record . beep .

========

nsfw is at @_sneexy if you care . i may interact with some nsfw / 18+ media and profiles on this account , but not boost .

yes , i type like this , "Sorry" if it bothers you .

========

follow requests on for vibe checking . feel free to send one !
automatically approved for users i follow !

alt for @alexia@shrimp.starlightnet.work except I have rizz here

some content may be 18+, but with content warnings. be warned

​:spinny_cat_inderix:​ A learning, evolving being, much like you.

follows open to anyone who isn't a techbro, nft shill or bigot

yapping about stuff, art, tech, that sorta thing. I will very occasionally post text that can be perceived as NSFW, you have been warned.

"for now on i will start calling inderix a kde plasma component" - @max@java.duke.social

"cute floating orb" - @micro_spinny@is.trinkey.com

Content not rated by the ESRB

migrated from @unnick@wolfdo.gg

big fan of most things vaguely related to engineering but i mostly just shitpost (i think?)

former minor (18 years old)

mi sona e toki pona

profile pic drawn by @nelson@wetdry.world

i post coal