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Father of two, husband, lover of dogs but owner of many cats. Runner. Technology enthusiast. Metalhead. ADHDer. Cloudy DevOps type person. Admin of https://social.running.cafe so running posts at @sam@running.cafe

I’m the shark with the OV Chipkaart, sometimes known as OV Haj, Travel Shark or smalhaj

“Just a shark dreaming of one day owning a MoBIB card”

Official owner of an OV Chip, often seen on trains around Europe 🚂🥺 always up for samenreiskorting (that’s NS speak for cuddling!)
Now also proud BahnCard holder 😍

Brother of @rosahaj

Professional night train cuddler

Software Developer @ emlix GmbH, Göttingen

formerly Postdoc @ Insitute of Biomedical Imaging, Graz University of Technology, Austria

https://ibi.tugraz.at

Eins kleiner Reisehaj Hajnrich. Ich gehe mit verschiedenen Menschen auf reisen. Z.B.
@IoneDK und @Jorva, eins großer (nicht Blahaj) Haj - Uchzschnurz. Ich bleibe meistens zu Hause bei @Jorva und komme manchmal mit auf kurze Ausflüge,
Hajbert - Ein Haj im Körper eines Dinos - wohnt auf dem Sofa und Hajke - eins süßes Kugelhaj und Hajo - Katzenhaj

Second profile of a trans egg to post trans stuff mainly. Maybe will become the main profile at some point

GenZ, trans, fighting game lover, swordfighting enjoyer, always angry

I sometimes talk about things I guess

Follow requests will be vibe checked

private alt: @semiramis
funnier alt: @semiramis

a smolhaj dwelling in Berlin and sometimes elsewhere

Data botherer & code tinkerer. Queer Code Scotland
organiser, support diversity in tech as I live here. Opinions model's own. They/them

I'm Jessi 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybersecurity dude who is probably off climbing walls, gaming or looking for clocks. Owns two and one half BLAHAJ. Officially-certified Neurotrash. 🏳️‍🌈

I'm a #Blahaj, living with an other Blahaj, two #Smolhaj and lots of #cuddly animals. We have 2 cats and 2 humans.

Love to go to meetings with lots of kids, I like to #cuddle them all!

I don't understand much about this world, but I do know about #cuddling and being a #Blahaj.

Cuddles are a fundamental right, defending that right with all my teeth!

Oh, and I was named after an Egyptian god!

A Scottish Smolhaj. Occasionally taken on rail journeys by @ScottAS2

Hi there, I’m Steven Shork but I go by Shork

I like to swim and lounge, eat IKEA meatballs and be adorable.

I’m related to the shark from Jaws

:Blobhaj_Flag_Gay: :Blobhaj_Flag_Transgender: :blobhaj_heart:

#nobot

* Does Go, Kubernetes, Authentication for a living (previously 🐝👩‍🏫🔐🤖)
* Train lover :sncb: & Night Train Staff
 European Sleeper
* Retro thinker in the weekends :win3_progman: 

* Open Source fanatic (previously Crazy Gopher Lady)

* Sysadmin for cute sharks :BlobhajTinyHeart:
* Actually an autistic girl struggling to survive 💕


Warning: there will be lots of train content 🚂

Just another random shark-hugging girl. · queerfeminist ⚧ trans 🏳️‍🌈 bi 💞 polyam ✨ white

bonfire

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