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Jack of all trades - Former nearly famous has-been wanna-be. Cheese makes life exciting.

Guy who loves gaming.
He/Him

Canadian expat living in Switzerland.

If they don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Opinionated. I am often compared to Statler and Waldorf, or a combination of both. 

Rule 1: Don’t be a Dick.

Dog person who was once owned by a cat. #fedi22 #gaming #tech

I like to put googly eyes on vegetables

New Yorker by birth, New Mexican by heartstring
Awestruck dad, Dog Lover, Wanderer
Servant trainee to baby African Grey Parrot
I’ll stop being confused eventually
Maybe
WAY left of progressive
I love fiction, poetry, other people's drawing and painting, old movies, new television, the New York Yankees and Jets, Steph Curry and the moment when the red cliffs of New Mexico come into view on I-40

Artemis, self-appointed official bearded dragon of Beige.Party.

I like sand, basking under my heat lamp, and watching the goings on in the yard. Will toot for mealworms.

Blue dot in a red state. I need less politics in my life, but I will keep paying attention until I can't stand it anymore. Interests: cozy video games, crafting, reading old philosophers works, using Excel to figure out how much a billionaire makes with a marginal tax rate of 37%, drinking, not drinking, sleeping, playing with my two cats, avoiding chores, watching dumb movies. If you are MAGA, a crypto bro, a techofeudalist, an anarcho-capitalist, or a bigot you can fuck right off.

which one of you tooted? https://justmytoots.com/OmniscientOrb@beige.party
#freethesurp (all are welcome 🥞)
I'm online intermittently due to my copious thriving, I toot randomly and boost in flurries when I can, but I still have a crush on you all.
#moosecop

Joke teller, mental health experiencer and advocate. Dad. Ninja. Nerd. Pan. Husband to @RozannaBanana.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Former orange video game boy

If you wanna read my brain droppings: https://justmytoots.com/CaptAntagonist@beige.party

The Federal Bureau of Chimichangas official Mastodon account. Your source of chimichanga information and promotion. Please report all feral chimichanga sightings to this account. DO NOT APPROACH FERAL CHIMICHANGAS.

Oro Pro Nobis, Chimichangas

The latest iteration of my beige.party presence

Hello mom, hello dad. Im in beige.party. BEIGE.PARTY

Born in 1981 (old)
Some sort of teacher but not quite (mysterious)
Father of 2 (job)
I like pictures (bold)

This is a place of great honor and highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here

Hi, I’m Bridget a 40 something transgender antifascist anarchist in western New York(state, not city)

I'm currently in the process of moving from @bridget so if you're getting a follow request from me right now, I probably followed you on that account and I would appreciate if you approve it.

Posts about food, games, tech, politics, being a single parent, and the small humans that wreck me.

Swears like an Aussie cu... ok, not in the profile.

Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

A new instance and a new start. I’m a retired French professor
living in Pittsburgh PA with my husband. This account has an an older “sibling”, @MPgh. I decided to leave that instance and start over here.
Header pic: the Olympic Peninsula (west of Seattle) seen from space.
Profile pic: a squirrel seen at my window.
I’m a cis gay male.