Instance directory: beige.party
Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one.
Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.
Martial artist (but not one of 'those ones'). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.
Bass player. New music.🤘
Elegant geezer.
The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.
Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️
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Doctor, but not the useful kind.
Experimental Petrologist 🌋
Investigator of ~space~ volcanoes 🛰
Documentary Host 🎥
Cats, science, Star Trek, gardening, Python, Moopsy
🏳️🌈 :python:
Back to give it another try
Dad to the Woof Crew
Progressive in all things
Consistently inconsistent. Deviant. Gutterpunk. A general sign civil dissent can still exist out there somewhere. I use colorful language and believe human rights extend to everyone. My grasp of social norms can be charitably described as needing improvement.
Current song stuck in my head:
Monochrome - Babymetal
The tweetist formerly known as TheTweetOfBob - Writer/Reader/Voter - I'll follow back if you're kind and funny, have a profile pic, not the default image and you have posts.☮️✌️- 🎶Music can save us all🎶 Avatar is my likeness if I were a Funko Pop figure. https://justmytoots.com/TootOfBob@beige.party
Mix media artist and journalist @Buzzfeed. Just trying to enjoy life and create more.
Optimist mugged by reality, still.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
NAFOtastic.
Camouflaged, at times. Sec cleared. Troglodyte, tech savvy ludite, not-quite-erudite grudge holder extraordinaire.
Humorless people stay the hell away.
Opinions and fluids expressed solely mine. Go find your own.
Hubby and father of 3. Resides in a blue pocket in the red state of Indiana. Electrical and mechanical engineer.
:pride_heart: Masc lesbian with golden retriever energy (she/her)
:vegan: Plant based
:neuro: Neurodivergent
🌿Childless plant lady to 80 Houseplants
💚 #linksgrünversifft
🌎Whovian
🏡 Bielefeld, Germany
I'm good at ideas, but not follow-through or implementation.
MDNI 🔞
silly goose
space cadet
trauma baby
mix of goofy and serious vibes over here
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈(She/They)
#queer and #neurodivergent as heck
posting randomly generated "quilts" every 6 hours
unloved quilts deleted after 2 weeks.
Hardened Absurdist. Reformed Optimist. Enthusiastic Vegan.
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Born in 1964. Raised by a pack of wild librarians in white-flight-era 1970s Detroit. NYC-based since 1989, currently in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.
Smoked a joint with Julian Cope, delivered my own daughter on a kitchen floor, almost barfed on Steve Jobs (not all on the same day).
I only want an ad-free, chronological feed from smart people. That’s you, thank you.
Internet wanderer with a wobbly front tooth. Cat named Pickle. BSD Cafe was my first real home in the Fediverse. It seems that beige.party might be my second. If my tooth falls out: I'll put it under my pillow, in the morning it will emerge as a butterfly – or a household appliance of your choosing. Make a wish for it. Profile background: Maple Color (Erin Hanson, 2019).
This is my fun alternate account. Good news. Funny things. Pretty things. Maybe some spooky things (cause Halloween is my favorite holiday.)
Not much politics here (but some might bleed through.)
I follow back but I block nonsense swiftly and I won’t follow back if your profile pic is absent or your account is empty. (Sorry)
Interests in bio.
Hi there! 🙂
Professionally, I'm an educational designer & #ProfessionalDevelopment projects #manager. 🎓
🎲 A player & aspiring developer of #TTRPG & #BoardGames. You'll find me venting my #imagination through #CreativeWriting.
#Gymrat 💪
#Yoga practitioner 🧘
Lover of #adventure #cycling 🎒🚲
#Reader of #books. 📖
#Linux hermit.
🇬🇧 / 🇷🇸 / 🇭🇺 / 🇸🇮 / learning 🇳🇱 & 🇫🇷
He/him, although in my #mind, I am a manifold of aspects. 👽
Fedizen since 2018! ✨
