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Intellectual Property Paralegal •ex-music biz•San Francisco girl •musician•singer/songwriter•very sweary•disabled•chronically illin' •wifey•cat/dog mom • queer 🏳️‍🌈 bi+🏳️‍⚧️

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

He/him. Collector of unloved records, community radio volunteer, enthusiast of bad movies, comic books and other nerd related activities. #everton supporter. Invisibly disabled (SFN/ME/CFS). Traitor to the patriarchy. Cultural masochist. Mostly harmless.

Photo: An extremely handsome unshaven man who may or may not have a double chin in this awkward pic that was chosen because it prominently features a tan dog gazing lovingly up at him.

Software “Professional” and agent of entropy.

Mostly post and boost things I find interesting or ridiculous and sometimes both.

Nerd, gamer, Navy veteran, father, husband, weirdo, LGBTQ ally

Cover quote is not by me, attribution goes to Ryan Shepherd.

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Daily, wonders why magnets don't wear out. Oh, and I'm an atheist and skeptic. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

I used to be rockin’ in the free world; now, I’m just curled up in a ball, rockin’.

#AuDHD #Amputee #VisionImpaired #T1D #Tumors #Menopause #Accessibility advocate

I'm sorry but I can only follow if you use and share with alt text. It is for my mental health that I keep my social media accessible for me.

I typo a LOT. I swear my screen reader verifies and it SOUNDS accurate. 🤷‍♀️

Pfp alt txt: Vex from Borderlands4 w/short hair, and black and glowing pink clothes.
Header alt txt: Rory, a tuxedo kitten stretched out in the seat basket of my pink walker.

USAF Msgt (Ret.) (enlisted inflight camera maintenance), USPS ET (Ret.), Liberal Athiest, Ohio State Buckeyes fan living in Cornhusker country

Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.

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Coming soon to a beige party near you...ok, I'm here.

Rarely serious, but seriously believes everyone has a right to be who they really are.

Avi: Me, white 50-ish male with a blue polo shirt, pointing at the camera, sporting a fine piped-on moustache made from royal icing.

French-speaking Irish Yorkshireman.

I like to design weird things (and sometimes I even follow through with making them). Python is usually involved. I also watch a lot of movies (a current favorite: Zardoz), enjoy the Never Not Funny podcast, and listen almost exclusively to King Gizzard.

Alt text: Avatar is an overlapping "W" and "T" inside a circle. Header is a skier jumping over a forest lake.

Consciousness, reader, enjoyer of trees and flowers, mildly autistic, system builder, lanky, nonbinary, bicycle rider, millenial, psychedelic enthusiast, enormous dork.

I post photos of rocks that I painted. There will always be informative #AltText, and then sometimes I go off on a tangent and put other stuff in there too. I boost a lot, anything that made me laugh. That's how I'll win you over. You're just great.

uhh, hey. bios are hard. level 38 trans wizard. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (actually 3 kobolds in a wizard robe)

MDNI 18+ I'm from the other, other place

pfp: black mage sprite from original final fantasy. a low pixel mysterious figure in a blue robe and yellow wizard hat

banner: dune, a dark haired white trans woman, lounging in an outdoor chair looking fabulous and elegant in a black dress with white trim

Ten cent Poet, a part-time Prophet, and a contributor to la zasise faire.

Avatar is my coffee cup, black with a white stripe going around the middle with mr in black and a period in red. A gift from MissusPants.


My header is the sun rising over Lake Superior. The sun reflecting off the water turns everything into warm mostly gold and black. 

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