Texas’ finest six-seat cinema!

#AuDHD #Amputee #VisionImpaired #T1D #Tumors #Menopause #Accessibility advocate

I'm sorry but I can only follow if you use and share with alt text. It is for my mental health that I keep my social media accessible for me.

I typo a LOT. I swear my screen reader verifies and it SOUNDS accurate. 🤷‍♀️

Pfp alt txt: Vex from Borderlands4 w/short hair, and black and glowing pink clothes.
Header alt txt: Rory, a tuxedo kitten stretched out in the seat basket of my pink walker.

stealer of lighters

Retired USAF (enlisted inflight camera maintenance), Retired USPS (electronics tech), Liberal Athiest, Ohio State Buckeyes fan living in Cornhusker country

Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.

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Coming soon to a beige party near you...ok, I'm here.

Rarely serious, but seriously believes everyone has a right to be who they really are.

Avi: Me, white 50-ish male with a blue polo shirt, pointing at the camera, sporting a fine piped-on moustache made from royal icing.

French-speaking Irish Yorkshireman.

I like to design weird things (and sometimes I even follow through with making them). Python is usually involved. I also watch a lot of movies (a current favorite: Zardoz), enjoy the Never Not Funny podcast, and listen almost exclusively to King Gizzard.

Alt text: Avatar is an overlapping "W" and "T" inside a circle. Header is a skier jumping over a forest lake.

Consciousness, reader, enjoyer of trees and flowers, mildly autistic, system builder, lanky, nonbinary, bicycle rider, millenial, psychedelic enthusiast, enormous dork.

I post photos of rocks that I painted. There will always be informative #AltText, and then sometimes I go off on a tangent and put other stuff in there too. I boost a lot, anything that made me laugh. That's how I'll win you over. You're just great.

uhh, hey. bios are hard. level 38 trans wizard. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (actually 3 kobolds in a wizard robe)

MDNI 18+ I'm from the other, other place

pfp: black mage sprite from original final fantasy. a low pixel mysterious figure in a blue robe and yellow wizard hat

banner: dune, a dark haired white trans woman, lounging in an outdoor chair looking fabulous and elegant in a black dress with white trim

A person, personified

Ten cent Poet, a part-time Prophet, and a contributor to la zasise faire.

Avatar is my coffee cup, black with a white stripe going around the middle with mr in black and a period in red. A gift from MissusPants.


My header is the sun rising over Lake Superior. The sun reflecting off the water turns everything into warm mostly gold and black. 

https://justmytoots.com/@seniorcitizenkane@beige.party

she/her 🏳️‍🌈
pfp by @geraldinepiche
pfp: funky portrait of a tattooed fair-skinned woman with reddish-brown hair wearing sunglasses and a colorful crochet top against a colorful background
banner: the words “nothing is written in stone” chiseled in stone

Avatar: charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque ponders the universe in his tin coffee cup

Banner: two magpies visit the balcony in winter for walnuts

ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language

Moved here from triffen@floss.social.
Still in Kyiv, still surviving.
I can't promise you particular topics. I guess I'm still into sewing, 3d printing, motion graphics, Manim, English phonetics, CAD, opensource, hydroponics, weaving, everyday accessibility for visibly 'fine' people like me.
I still use Olive Video Editor 2.0, Inkscape, GIMP, Darktable, Friction2D. Sadly also Audacity. I'm also into intermittent fasting.
I don't boost, or see boosts in my feed.

What could possibly go wrong here....

posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours

unloved insults deleted after two weeks

united states
i like vegan food and painting

I should know better.

I’m kinda gassy 💨