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*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*F*ck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary 
*Sense of humor of a 12yo boy *Sometimes R-rated 
*Lover of memes
#ADHD

Generally having thoughts. Fond of words. Dog person. Keen on modernist architecture, brutalism, and, especially, uranium glass. I take photographs. Nanarchy in the UK! Member of the Beige Spooneratti. Graphic designer turned volunteer. London, UK, formerly Oakland, CA & NYC.🖖🏼 She / her / ma’am. Fedizen since 11/22. #AntiFa #SlavaUkraini | #NAFO / F🇺🇦K PUTIN | #BLM #Simpsons #noNazis

Yorkshire resident disenfranchised European, NI exile, (very) slow cyclist (aka fat bloke at the back). Ex HMF, ex NHS, now Lollipop man.
"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
#NoBot #NoIndex

:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
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Do not direct message me unless I know you.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.

Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.

Daddy needs a daiquiri!

Corgi and cat mom. Coffee drinker. Soup witch. Salt addict. Possibly a T-rex.

Profile pic is my Stardew Valley farmer, drawn by me.

I am unabashedly curious about everything. Wandering the hills of western Massachusetts (🌎 USA) with my canine companion Sadie.

κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfit to endure summer heat.

🚨NOTE: Your account needs to have some substance (eg profile image, about post, bio, boosting others) for me to approve a follow request.

Also, I wish it were needless to say, but if you are spewing hate, you don’t come in the door.🚨

#BeigeBackup
@emmasofia

#NoBot

Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.

Profile Picture: An anthropomorphic pig with a a beard sitting in a kitchen raising a plastic cup in welcome.

Banner: The setting sun just above the roof of a barn. The sky gray-pink and overcast.

Have lived in 7 states. My favorite of all of them is the one I'm living in now (ROT13 AW).

Humanity's greatest invention: the #library.

Hashtags in no particular order: #music #math #philosophy #books #writing #reading #physics #space #guitar #food #cooking

If Trantor was a real place, I'd be heading there.

Avatar: Dizzy Devil
Header pic: weird lighting happening in my backyard through the trees.

Proud lefty, figuratively and literally
#BornSinister

Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

Sometimes I change my display name.

Secular Zen Buddhist. Preachy. Cranky. Political. ADHD.

I don't always do follow-backs, so please don't expect it--it's not you, it's me.

Expletive-laden. Accept, or find another corner of the internet. Sorry.

Bye American, Buy Canadian.

#ProtectTransKids

As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.

:progresspride_flag:

Official account of @chad

My avatar shows me taking a mirror selfie with my daughter. We have matching temporary face tattoos. I’m wearing a pink and blue tropical Cubs hat and a black tank top. Got some gray hairs coming in.

Currently, I am my daughter’s full-time caregiver. I used to be a full-time computertoucher.

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

We're all we've got.

Mama. Meemo. Auntie.
Older than you, probably.
Thinks she's so cool.

🌊💙The Big Lakes 💙🌊

#Antifascist #Michigan #MIPol #PoliticsNerd #Water #Elections #Indivisible #Local #Union
#DetroitLions #Detroit #DetroitTigers #MedMastodon
#GoGreen 💚

#LongCovid in remission

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’

Highly probably neurodivergent - Autism with a dash of ADHD

-isms are frowned upon

Don’t be a jerk

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.