Instance directory: beige.party
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
We're all we've got.
Mama. Meemo. Auntie.
Older than you, probably.
Thinks she's so cool.
🌊💙The Big Lakes 💙🌊
#Antifascist #Michigan #MIPol #PoliticsNerd #Water #Elections #Indivisible #Local #Union
#DetroitLions #Detroit #DetroitTigers #MedMastodon
#GoGreen 💚
#LongCovid in remission
Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.
Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids. Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them. Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.
Married to @JenTheRed
Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’
Highly probably neurodivergent - Autism with a dash of ADHD
-isms are frowned upon
Don’t be a jerk
I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.
I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.
Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.
Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party
If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
Old
Sometimes grumpy
Opinionated
Socially & environmentally aware & concerned
Pro-Choice; LGBTQIA ally
Autonomy matters
Pro EU
We are all immigrants from somewhere else.
We always will be
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
he/him, standing with 🏳️⚧️, 🏳️🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.
Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.
Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop
#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad
Idle. Sometimes bone-idle. Trying to write fiction, intermittently. Also (still) trying to find the right chap. Easily distracted. I'm in South Australia, by the way. Sealions muted on sight.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Not actually an anthropomorphic hotdog
Pixelfed photos: @Alice
♾️
Canadian, eh. 🇨🇦
#socialjustice #politics #climate #art #music #science #nevervoteconservative #health #space #recipe #fibrearts
NOTE: Racists and anti-LGBTQ+ will be BLOCKED
Communists --Blocked
Democracy is fragile- let's protect it.
Mask up-Covid is real!
Avatar : two hands holding a sign Hello There
“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”
Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Now I spend most of my time in the non-profit space.
Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.
Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.
Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.
Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.
Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.
I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22
let's get silly with it
(they/them)
#Queer #Southern #Hillbilly #Artist
#Photographer #Storyteller #DJ #Foodie
#Neurospicy #Spoonie
He/They/Y'all
Dad to #CharleneTheCat ❤️ | RIP Jack ❤️
Header: white color block
AVI: First-grade school pic of me, 1963.
▶️ Like my pictures? A few bucks to help keep the lights on would be much appreciated. 🙏 https://ko-fi.com/theeddieshow
Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is a dog leaping into a pool.