Instance directory: beige.party
tourist, glutton, introvert; erstwhile maker of soju
I use this account as a mental exhaust pipe for shitposts and other forms of stupidity. Sticking with the metaphor, sometimes the, ehm, "emissions-cheating software" clicks on and I deliver really low-quality stuff, so be warned :)
I work in IT, I like cats, I like to make people laugh without hurting specific groups of people in the process. Enjoy my digital junk food, I guess?
FKA @velocinapper
She/her
Likes nature photos, excited by the small things, bring me your fancy spiders.
Stavlet. Moved from Masto.ai to beige.party
Knows nothing about Linux.
Knows a little bit about community drumming.
Aprendo español poco a poco
Profile pic; a little blue crocheted communal bin which is on crocheted fire. It is smiling.
Background; Clematis flowers in my garden
Trans-femme non-binary.
Professional computer programmer who cares about their code. #NoAI
Currently trying to fix up their collection of retro Acorn computers but failing because its a hardware problem.
I’m a science fiction author and social media assistant here in Toronto.
Left-wing and agnostic. Here for friendly conversations and a little networking.
If you’re wanting to talk to me but feeling shy, try one of these topics: fitness, photography, nature, coffee, Spanish (I’m learning it), social justice, writing, food, your pets (I’m allergic but love hearing about them), or LGBTQ+ life.
Fellow bisexuals or demisexuals get bonus points. 😉
She/her.
💖💜💙
Other worlds through mutual incantation. Colonialism, racism, and capitalism have ruined the world, but patriarchy is the ring that binds them. Chop wood, carry water; catch things as they fall. Part fae. Mycelial. I live in niches and the crooks of trees. Feeling somewhat interstitial these days.
Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA
Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.
www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo
i like annihilating caste at the depth of kamma & dukkha through the past, present, and future for the benefit of all sentient beings
jai savitri
jai bhim
Software witch, environmentalist, and amateur musician. I like to do things from scratch to learn how they work then tell the world about it. Accidentally-on-purpose ended up doing a theoretical physics degree that way.
Professionally, interested in software engineering *as engineering*, caring about correctness, performance, and serving people's needs. Enjoys building tools to make those things easier to achieve.
Blogs at https://www.rachelplusplus.me.uk/
Trail runner, biker, gaming, .net developer.
palestinian dev, linuxer, and privacy and security advocate.
antifascist, anti-zionist, ally.
anarcho-communist.
Profile image: Peter Frederiksen
giving you weird or odd prompts for discussion, art, writing, or anything else that strikes your fancy.
sibling to: https://bsky.app/profile/weird-prompts.bsky.social
unloved prompts deleted after 2 weeks
I'm worth a million in prizes
ally, amateur photographer on hiatus, professional computer toucher, gardener
Formerly @LibertyForward1.
Parental guidance strongly suggested.
Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.
Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.
#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns
CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average .0. posts per day. You have been warned.
I play synthesizers. Occasional baking. Also, will boost terrible puns. From and still in New York City. He/Him.
☕️️ Beats & Pixels, Fueled by Caffeine
⚖️ Calm Over Chaos by Default
⌛ Ephemeral Timeline
📍 Norway
Software engineer, lightworker, occasional musician. Autistic with an incorrigible sense of humor.
I bought a place in the mountains. It's great. It's like I went camping. And never came back. But a flock of crows came and claimed it for their own. I tried to out caw them. But they won hands down. They're letting me stay though. Just as long as I pay the bills. It's really not a bad arrangement. The only rent they're charging is a few snacks on the deck railing. Isn't that really nice of them?
40-something year old dad & husband. full time graphic designer. part- time sh-tposter. it's not that serious