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tourist, glutton, introvert; erstwhile maker of soju

I use this account as a mental exhaust pipe for shitposts and other forms of stupidity. Sticking with the metaphor, sometimes the, ehm, "emissions-cheating software" clicks on and I deliver really low-quality stuff, so be warned :)

I work in IT, I like cats, I like to make people laugh without hurting specific groups of people in the process. Enjoy my digital junk food, I guess?

FKA @velocinapper

She/her

Likes nature photos, excited by the small things, bring me your fancy spiders.

Stavlet. Moved from Masto.ai to beige.party

Knows nothing about Linux.

Knows a little bit about community drumming.

Aprendo español poco a poco

Profile pic; a little blue crocheted communal bin which is on crocheted fire. It is smiling.

Background; Clematis flowers in my garden

Trans-femme non-binary.
Professional computer programmer who cares about their code. #NoAI

Currently trying to fix up their collection of retro Acorn computers but failing because its a hardware problem.

I’m a science fiction author and social media assistant here in Toronto.

Left-wing and agnostic. Here for friendly conversations and a little networking.

If you’re wanting to talk to me but feeling shy, try one of these topics: fitness, photography, nature, coffee, Spanish (I’m learning it), social justice, writing, food, your pets (I’m allergic but love hearing about them), or LGBTQ+ life.

Fellow bisexuals or demisexuals get bonus points. 😉

She/her.

💖💜💙

https://lydiaschoch.com/

Other worlds through mutual incantation. Colonialism, racism, and capitalism have ruined the world, but patriarchy is the ring that binds them. Chop wood, carry water; catch things as they fall. Part fae. Mycelial. I live in niches and the crooks of trees. Feeling somewhat interstitial these days.

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo

i like annihilating caste at the depth of kamma & dukkha through the past, present, and future for the benefit of all sentient beings

jai savitri
jai bhim

Software witch, environmentalist, and amateur musician. I like to do things from scratch to learn how they work then tell the world about it. Accidentally-on-purpose ended up doing a theoretical physics degree that way.

Professionally, interested in software engineering *as engineering*, caring about correctness, performance, and serving people's needs. Enjoys building tools to make those things easier to achieve.

Blogs at https://www.rachelplusplus.me.uk/

Trail runner, biker, gaming, .net developer.

palestinian dev, linuxer, and privacy and security advocate.
antifascist, anti-zionist, ally.
anarcho-communist.

Profile image: Peter Frederiksen

giving you weird or odd prompts for discussion, art, writing, or anything else that strikes your fancy.

sibling to: https://bsky.app/profile/weird-prompts.bsky.social

unloved prompts deleted after 2 weeks

I'm worth a million in prizes

ally, amateur photographer on hiatus, professional computer toucher, gardener

Formerly @LibertyForward1.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average .0. posts per day. You have been warned.

I play synthesizers. Occasional baking. Also, will boost terrible puns. From and still in New York City. He/Him.

☕️️ Beats & Pixels, Fueled by Caffeine
⚖️ Calm Over Chaos by Default
⌛ Ephemeral Timeline

📍 Norway

Software engineer, lightworker, occasional musician. Autistic with an incorrigible sense of humor.

I bought a place in the mountains. It's great. It's like I went camping. And never came back. But a flock of crows came and claimed it for their own. I tried to out caw them. But they won hands down. They're letting me stay though. Just as long as I pay the bills. It's really not a bad arrangement. The only rent they're charging is a few snacks on the deck railing. Isn't that really nice of them?

40-something year old dad & husband. full time graphic designer. part- time sh-tposter. it's not that serious