@TheBreadmonkey is that some kind of pasta dish?

@TheBreadmonkey see I 100% know this is how Illuminti Internal Security finds and then liquidates leakers so I am going to keep shtum

@TheBreadmonkey It used to be that you dialled 100 and waited ... or was that contacting the dead?

@TheBreadmonkey I think they don't really hire many people, but I'm guessing they would have positions where you own the entire shadowy plan and its process, top bottom, similar to how there are project or product owners at regular companies.

honestly it would be fun to work as customer service for the Illuminati, imagine answering questions on Zendesk and live chats, the most common issue of course being

'My world domination plan 91x60 cm paper roll hasn't been delivered yet to the UK, the EVRI site shows that it's in transit for a week now and not yet out for delivery.

I bought this with EXPRESS delivery because I wanted to work this week on the plan, but the package is late, I am disappointed!

Fix this now or I will take my business to the New World Order, they're globalists so they own the supply chain and they ship from within the UK!'

@TheBreadmonkey Mine’s two sugars. Damn!!! I just gave myself away

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Wait, are you saying beige.party ISN'T the Illuminati?!!

I've been fooled again. :(

@TheBreadmonkey i have a vague memory of the illuminati being a real thing, but nothing like people think