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If you don't manage to get into the Illuminati, there's always https://weareilluminaughty.com/

@TheBreadmonkey Yes. You get ever so constantly pissed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zj50DmBFp0&feature=youtu.be

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Best I can do....

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Ben, this isn't LinkedIn

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And people say that beige.party is not a cult

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Not sure if I'd want to be a member of an organization with such low standards.

@TheBreadmonkey Everyone knows the Illuminati don't really exist. Even if they did, they certainly wouldn't hold meet & greet membership drives at the pub every 3rd Monday or potlucks at community center on the 2nd Thursday of the month.

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I keep getting emails from them that they want me to join, I just send them to spam and forget about them.

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Sorry mate the Illuminati only except arc lamps and incandescent bulbs of 100w or >. No truly dim bulbs need apply ye ken.

@TheBreadmonkey i bought all the illuminati game mini travel packs second hand and they’re in my games cupboard yet i have absolutely no sway over world events so possibly all the global domination codes were activated by the previous owners

@TheBreadmonkey I can't help with the Illuminati, but I know a Discordian and a Rosicrucian, if you want a different conspiracy to join.

@TheBreadmonkey you sound like every well-to-do nobleman of the late 18th century

@TheBreadmonkey Just do what I did and start your own Illuminati.

@TheBreadmonkey Assuming they are not the ones in charge right now, because an organization 250 year old probably wouldn't want to lead humanity into demise, I'd appreciate leads as well. I have military training too if that helps.