Buzzfeed quiz: what does the way that you romance and wrap yourself around the pole while standing on public transit say about you
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I'm Medusa, look away but snake my arm in a single turns at the elbow around it. I just saw a Buttcrack, back against the pole, hands up and over the top behind the head. Now there's an Umbrella, the vanilla pole grasp, one hand gripping straight ahead at shoulder height.
I love transit my dogs. There's a big celebrity event blocking up the whole road and basically the whole train got off and heckled the rich.
@jonny was James Corden blocking traffic again
The celebrities have blocked Fairfax and have like hundreds of black vans all the way down Wilshire taking up a whole lane for a mile. The rich are a fuckin infrastructure hazard
@jonny Oh snap, I could put shoes on and stroll over.
I asked a suit dude what the event was, some kind of MPAA thing, he was like "and Taylor swift is there! Isn't that awesome! Maybe you can get an autograph" and I was just like "bro I'm just going home"
@jonny No hands. Subway surfer. 🏄♂️